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You Know You are Old When . . .

Discussion in 'Games' started by MadamMack, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    You fart and don't realize it until after you smell it!

  2. Terry B

    Terry B Well-Known Member

    Madam! My, my..............
  3. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    Hey . . .I'm just goofing off . . .
  4. SusanNorton

    SusanNorton Beatle Groupie

    Don't goof off too hard - you might throw out a hip and crap yourself.
  5. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

  6. Spideyman

    Spideyman Uber Member

    You know you are old when you head out the door, and then can't remember why!
  7. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    Or can't find the door! Oh wait . . .that's when you're drunk . . .
  8. SusanNorton

    SusanNorton Beatle Groupie

    You know you're door when you can't drunk the... wait, what?
  9. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    When you click on this thread........
  10. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    When you read the Welcome Back Kotter thread on TWOP and enjoy it.
  11. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    'Oooo! Oooo! Mista Kahtah! Mista Kahtah!'
  12. Autumn Gust

    Autumn Gust Well-Known Member

  13. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta Tester Moderator

    :rofl: Gimme back that bloody chocolate bar!
  14. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    ...You put a pair of cheaters (reading glasses) in just about every room, and you still can’t find any when you need them. :(
  15. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    You remember doing this as soon as the tests were passed out..

  16. pegasus216

    pegasus216 Well-Known Member

    You walk around a store with a coupon in your hand, and still forget to give it to the cashier. (I just did this awhile ago)

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

  18. ghost19

    ghost19 "Have I run too far to get home?"

    Pausing as you walk thru a room....several times a day...and wondering what you were.....Oh look a squirrel......
  19. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side


    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

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