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You Know You are Old When . . .

Discussion in 'Games' started by MadamMack, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    You fart and don't realize it until after you smell it!

  2. Terry B

    Terry B Well-Known Member

    Madam! My, my..............
  3. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    Hey . . .I'm just goofing off . . .
  4. SusanNorton

    SusanNorton Beatle Groupie

    Don't goof off too hard - you might throw out a hip and crap yourself.
  5. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

  6. Spideyman

    Spideyman Uber Member

    You know you are old when you head out the door, and then can't remember why!
  7. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

    Or can't find the door! Oh wait . . .that's when you're drunk . . .
  8. SusanNorton

    SusanNorton Beatle Groupie

    You know you're door when you can't drunk the... wait, what?
  9. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    When you click on this thread........
  10. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    When you read the Welcome Back Kotter thread on TWOP and enjoy it.
  11. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    'Oooo! Oooo! Mista Kahtah! Mista Kahtah!'
  12. Autumn Gust

    Autumn Gust Well-Known Member

  13. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta Tester Moderator

    :rofl: Gimme back that bloody chocolate bar!
  14. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Mr Man

    ...You put a pair of cheaters (reading glasses) in just about every room, and you still can’t find any when you need them. :(
  15. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    You remember doing this as soon as the tests were passed out..

  16. pegasus216

    pegasus216 The Old Biddy/SweetPee

    You walk around a store with a coupon in your hand, and still forget to give it to the cashier. (I just did this awhile ago)

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

  18. ghost19

    ghost19 "Front sight focus."

    Pausing as you walk thru a room....several times a day...and wondering what you were.....Oh look a squirrel......
  19. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side


    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

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