This is the cute little sick kid from Jerry Maguire:
You Know You're Getting Old When:
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You Know You're Getting Old When:
You look in the mirror and see me.
You look in the mirror and see me.
When your favorite music is considered classic.
You learn that by Golden Years they meant that all you money, real or imagined, goes to pay for your health.
When not a single player on your softball team knows what Woodstock was, and they're all "into" music.
When you really dig this again:
as it's being fed to you by Sheniqua, Shaniqua, or Jose.
as it's being fed to you by Sheniqua, Shaniqua, or Jose.
When you listen to Iron Maiden at 3 on the volume instead of 10. I used to listen to my music loud, now i can't have it past 5. i AM getting old.
When you think these guys still look pretty good.
^ And when you have to lip read their muzak.
LOL Or recall seeing them in concert like it was yesterday, only to realize that was 29 years ago.
...when your back goes out more than you do....(an oldie but a goodie, true in my case...I have the Keith Richard's of spines...)...
You can't think of a witty response for a few days.... I'll get back with y'all Tuesday.
When everything creaks when you stand up.
When you can't find something and it is right infront of you.
...when you walk around with your glasses on top of your head, looking for your glasses....
The cute little girl at the checkout asks if you'd like help with that...
the bags!...what were YOU thinking!
It is even worse when you are wearing them and still looking for them.
...been there...
When you step into an elevator and hear Stair way to heaven in muzak.