Surprised you don't already have one..
You should probably start drinking when....
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Surprised you don't already have one..
I had the mini version....kept running out of booze too soon
...just need to put one full of Coke next to it.....
... When you see OoO has started a thread.
Blasphemy. When mixed with Red Bull it's ambrosia.
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My thread is the first you have parodied since you came back? Yay, for me!
I totally rock and lead the way!
...when your heart hurts and your soul feels black and there seems to be no hope...no future...and you are all alone...
then the heart hurts less, the soul shines a bit brighter, and you're ready to take on the world!!!
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...when a woman asks you to watch a Dance Mom's marathon with her.
Maybe you have a point. If I encourage writing under the influence, then I am making my editorial portion quite a bit more strenuous....ah,well..
This is one of those weeks I wish I drank. But it's probably a really good thing I don't. I mean...I desperately wanted a cigarette, and I quit almost 5 years ago.
Next week is not looking any better.
Maybe a virtual drink would help.....
Next week is not looking any better.
Maybe a virtual drink would help.....
I understand! I went from smoking to vaping, and realized that vaping was far worse for my asthma than smoking, so I gave that up too. A few weeks ago, out of the blue, I suddenly wanted a cigarette! I didn't give in, but it's weird how that happens. I still drink, and I probably shouldn't, but there's a lot vices that I have given up that I'm glad to be rid of.
Fortunately I did not have time to get to a store that sells cigarettes. And it passed. But it's been a long time since that happened.
I have two rules about drinking: Not before noon, and not when I need a drink.
Good for you both!!! That's great to hear!!!
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Thanks Grandpa, I consider it an accomplishment.
Thanks Grandpa, I consider it an accomplishment.
When I did drink I gave myself that rule too. But since all my drinks are virtual...now I can drink when I need it.
I'll pour my spirits down to keep my spirits up.