You'll never look at your toilet the same way again.

[PatInTheHat]

Okay so it's not a commode, but I've been relocating these rather large 'eight is enough' leggers out of my practically useless bathtub, pert near everyday, often a couple/three times
Now me, I like spiders, but this bald one ain't even near the biggest, and this joint is literally crawlin' with 'em, cats won't even monkey with 'em anymore, they've taken over..oh, that's a flick my bic lighter.

 

[prufrock21]

Better a rat than a lobstrosity.

 

[lowman]

Okay so it's not a commode, but I've been relocating these rather large 'eight is enough' leggers out of my practically useless bathtub, pert near everyday, often a couple/three times
Now me, I like spiders, but this bald one ain't even near the biggest, and this joint is literally crawlin' with 'em, cats won't even monkey with 'em anymore, they've taken over..oh, that's a flick my bic lighter.

Oh hell no! Thats one of my phobias, spiders, omg he would own that house cause id be gone.

 

[PatInTheHat]

Oh hell no! Thats one of my phobias, spiders, omg he would own that house cause id be gone.

Oh that's just one of a thousand or more, the big hairy ones are mucho pretty impressive, quick boogers, too...odd they never get stuck in the tub, either they can get out, or possibly they just don't bath.
Ya know they really aren't a problem, 'cept maybe at night when one crawls over you getting to whatever point B they go to, that's kinda freaky...ain't so much the worry about bein' bit, more 'bout tossin' and/or turnin' and squishin' `em, I mean yuck whatta gooey mess, at that size and bigger, they get kinda juicy
Well I'm movin' out anyway, so reckon they win the spoils, enjoy arachna paradise ya buncha creepy crawlies.

 

[lowman]

AHHHHH!!! IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!