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I was always confused by this song.
And confused meaning, did Bob really mean to say what he seemed to be so clearly saying? Pretty risque on the radio back then.
Yeah, it's on topic. The song refers to a big-a... I mean, big brass bed.
And confused meaning, did Bob really mean to say what he seemed to be so clearly saying? Pretty risque on the radio back then.
Yeah, it's on topic. The song refers to a big-a... I mean, big brass bed.
Somehow, this doesn't surprise me much.....Usually the couch..go figure........
LOL. That reminds me of the old joke...You're a bad dog too, I see.
The 10th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking high school students a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking high school students a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
Reminds me of an Alice Cooper song..........used for getting nailed.
Bedding, hmm, well I gotta place to store cat hair, that's pretty much -patooey- the same thing, idnit?
Uh, no...... Bed of Nails......Duh!
Sage green, white, and a little bit of lavender (not too 'girlie', out of consideration for The Man) >.< Colors drawn from an ancient, buttery-soft, handmade quilt that I've had for ages. Beds must be peaceful in my little corner of the world
