ZOMBIE ETIQUETTE, OR 12 RULES FOR A HAPPY, CAREFREE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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prufrock21

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1. Zombies should wash before they eat.
2. Dress in black or dark-stained clothes, as this is considered de rigueur.
3. Love thy neighbor. You may one day want to eat him (or her).
4. Avoid game trails and any zombies encountered in the wild.
5. When going cross-country, travel light and consider taking a pair of zombie "mules."
6. If in your travels you encounter a man named Daryl and his crossbow, join him.
7. Trust no one who calls himself "The Governor."
8. Never puke. Food will be difficult to come by.
9. You are never safe. Always aim for the head, not the heart.
10. In a pinch, laugh if you will, love if you must.
11. If bitten, "turn" left at Terminus and always walk, don't run.
12. If the world is your oyster, consider a zombie apocalypse your buffet. Bon appetit!
 
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GNTLGNT

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