If You Were...

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Lina

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Just remembered this game we used to play in the University... Thought we could try it here.

The first person asks a question starting with "If you were...", for example: If you were a season, what season would you be? And the next person answers, explaining his choice, for example "I would be summer, because I just hate cold weather". The person who answers the question makes a new one for the next member. I think in the end we can have some funny questions and answers.

I hope the rules are clear. Let's try this!

If you were a body part, what part would it be?
 

Walter Oobleck

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If I were a food, I would be a burrito, because anything (except pb and j) in a tortilla tastes better :)

If you were a garden tool, what tool would you be?

If I were a garden tool, I'd be a hoe! Cause Joey, this two-year-old son of a former boss told me I was a row-hoe...he listens...and that was his take on the situation.
If you were a tool in a carpenter's apron, what would you be?
 

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If I were a garden tool, I'd be a hoe! Cause Joey, this two-year-old son of a former boss told me I was a row-hoe...he listens...and that was his take on the situation.
If you were a tool in a carpenter's apron, what would you be?
if I were a tool in a carpenters apron,I would be a hammer.
Just because I could pound people.

If you were a dog,what breed of dog would you be?
 

Walter Oobleck

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...a mutt...but a funny lookn' lop-eared comical one with a big ole belly....if you were a dessert topping, what type of dessert topping would you be?....

sprinkles...cause one of my dogs was called "cinnamon sprinkles Bailey" and she was a sweetie-pie.
if you could be an active volcano anywhere in the world, where would you situate yourself, and what would you call yourself?
 

GNTLGNT

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sprinkles...cause one of my dogs was called "cinnamon sprinkles Bailey" and she was a sweetie-pie.
if you could be an active volcano anywhere in the world, where would you situate yourself, and what would you call yourself?
...just down the street, and call myself Pompeii-us Ass...and I would read hard boiled detective novels....if you were a candy treat, what type of candy treat would you be?...
 

DiO'Bolic

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If I was a body of water, I would be Loch Ness, because then I would know if there really is a Loch Ness monster.

If you were a toy, what would you be?


An action figure perhaps. ;)
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