Quotes you just made up

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Dr. Fudd

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...indeed...only thing I could think of on quick notice....ummm, "She said the wine tasted "off". Personally I think it's just sour grapes"....
I like it. I'm also a big fan of miss-quotes like your butchered chicken quote. Specially because it's a missquote, and it represents a literal butchered chicken. Mmmmmm delicious! My stepmother is Bohemian. She messes up every saying or wives tale that she's ever spoken. When she tells a joke, the telling of the butchered joke is funnier than the joke told correctly. It may or may not be a genetic predisposition, but I've heard from others that know Bohemians, that they do the same thing to sayings and jokes. My apologies to all the Bohemians I've just insulted.