There is one business that, if I saw our illustrious "Mayor of Mayhem" working in, I'd be truckin' in the opposite direction triple ASAP. And I'm kinda betting some of y'all would feel somewhat similar. While Mr. King has thrilled the living daylights out of us with his "creative use of cars" in many of his tales, can you see yourself walking onto a car lot and having Stevie amble out with his hands stuffed deep in the pockets of an extremely loud, ill-fitting plaid outfit, and engage in selling you a new (or used) car? All I can say is that if you do, you've more courage than me. The adage "Be careful because you don't know where it's been" takes on a whole new meaning. Okay - - had my fun. I hope that he never runs out of "gas" when it comes to creative ways to shoehorn a vehicle or two into his tales. Also, a shout out to Steve and family, not to mention all you other acolytes - - wishing good health to all in 2017.