What SK Monster/Villain Would You Rather Face?

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Which SK Monster/Villain Would You Rather Face?

  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • Count Kurt Barlow

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Cujo

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • Randall Flagg / Walter Padick

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Annie Wilkes

    Votes: 7 33.3%
  • The Raggedy Man

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • The Crimson King

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • George Stark

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (I can't believe you didn't add this character, Lily!)

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Total voters
    21

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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I'm terrified of vampires so Kurt Barlow's out, and Flagg's too deceitful. I love dogs so I'd probably try to hug Cujo and get eaten like an idiot. I already work with a demented old bigot, so The Crimson King is a no-go. And carrie's younger brother stole my joke (just kidding man, that was hilarious) about my ex, so scratch Annie Wilkes off the list.

I picked Pennywise, because I've got a baker's dozen of nieces and nephews I can use as bait to distract It while I escape. I'm not proud, so shut up. :a11:
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grin willard

"Keep the change, you filthy animal!"
Feb 21, 2017
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Annie Wilkes. No disrespect meant, but at every job I've had the one crazy woman in the company ALWAYS gravitates to me and winds up loving me. I feel Annie Wilkes would just become a another "friend" of mine. :)

I've been somewhat similar thru my life. Currently, there's a 60-ish 300-plus lb lady at work (Let's call her Julie. -- her name is Julie. :) ) who nearly everyone fears, but to me she's almost always sweetness & light. She does tend to ask me to bend over & take stuff to her office sometimes. I think she likes the bending over part! Screw it, I don't care. She pushes a cart full of files around a lot & does this bizarre whistling. Occasionally when she's gone I'll push the cart & do the whistle just to scare the sh!t out of people! Ha! Oh G-d, they look like they want to kill me. :)
 

grin willard

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It's the truth!!! I saw her today!!!

Odd story. I've become pretty good friends with this 20-something guy who is like her gofer. Let's call him Todd. Yes! His name is Todd! He seems to want to hang around me sometime when he isn't busy. Which is kind of nice. If you're like me, if someone younger takes interest in you, you feel less ... obsolete? Anyway, we were in the break room, and he tells me that he took Julie's car to pick up a prescription for her, and there was a cd in the player, and he tried it and it was hard core hip hop! He was confused. Me too. There must be some explanation that doesn't involve her listening to it. Oh. And his boyfriend of three months applied for a job here. He has a degree and sounds way over qualified. He asked for 20 cents over the offered rate of pay, and was turned down! Todd ( My friend's name is Todd), was sort of relieved. World's colliding, and all that.
 

Doc Creed

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Odd story. I've become pretty good friends with this 20-something guy who is like her gofer. Let's call him Todd. Yes! His name is Todd! He seems to want to hang around me sometime when he isn't busy. Which is kind of nice. If you're like me, if someone younger takes interest in you, you feel less out of it. Anyway, we were in the break room, and he tells me that he took Julie's car to pick up a prescription for her, and there was a cd in the player, and he tried it and it was hard core hip hop! He was confused. Me too. There must be some explanation that doesn't involve her listening to it. Oh. And his boyfriend of three months applied for a job here. He has a degree and sounds way over qualified. He asked for 20 cents over the offered rate of pay, and was turned down! Todd ( My friend's name is Todd), was sort of relieved. World's colliding, and all that.
CD must be her son's?
 

Ceefor

Proud Member Of The SKMB, 21.05.13 - 30.06.20
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I wouldn't stand a chance with any of them, let alone those not even on the list....
 
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