I always pick one real craptastic movie during my marathons. Sometimes it takes me a while and sometimes, I just dive right in.
1) It Waits (2005) FTV – So imagine a team that writes the movies for Hallmark got an assignment to write a horror flick. This might have been the output. Damaged young woman (she killed her best friend while drunk driving, but cops, et. al. believed the BF was driving so now she’s a lonely forest ranger drinking her sorrows away), good-looking young man (fellow forest ranger willing to look past her faults as long as they can be together). Throw in a cute animal (dead BFs parrot) and it’s a Hallmark movie. Add some dead college kids and hikers and a demon that accidentally got let out of its cave and it’s a cheapo Hallmark Halloween! Cheesy monster and FX. 1.5/5
1) It Waits (2005) FTV – So imagine a team that writes the movies for Hallmark got an assignment to write a horror flick. This might have been the output. Damaged young woman (she killed her best friend while drunk driving, but cops, et. al. believed the BF was driving so now she’s a lonely forest ranger drinking her sorrows away), good-looking young man (fellow forest ranger willing to look past her faults as long as they can be together). Throw in a cute animal (dead BFs parrot) and it’s a Hallmark movie. Add some dead college kids and hikers and a demon that accidentally got let out of its cave and it’s a cheapo Hallmark Halloween! Cheesy monster and FX. 1.5/5