24 inches of soft, smooth, silky, woman flesh.
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Think about it though..........don't they make those facial masks out of mayo, mustard and vinegar? You can use the potato wedges to apply it to your legs. I'm sure the hair will just fall out. And if you get hungry while making yourself up, well.......... problem solved.
You're welcome.
You can apply potato salad to the legs as a spa treatment.
I've done it, but people leave the party for some reason.
I've done it, but people leave the party for some reason.
You sure hoss? I've seen some cows with pretty hairy legs..........
The epilady is torture device of epic portions for removing unwanted hair. I cried trying to use the device.
Well, look who it is. You done exfoliating with my miracle product I whipped up? Hmmmmmmm? That where you been? If you introduce it in the salon I expect to be rewarded handsomely.........
I've ben
Who is handsome, and what is my reward?.....
I had to wax before work this morning, so I'm late getting here.
Who is handsome, and what is my reward?.....
You should try the no-wax floors next time. You want a reward? You're going to have to earn it.........
Are you offering me a job? Have you read the rules for hiring women, and do you fully understand them?
I do, just tell me how many breaks you need to fix your hair and lipstick.....
I'll need a 10 minute break every hour......not necessarily for hair and lipstick
{{Ponders what else there is to fix......}}
Yeah but not the part where the poop comes out...
Yeah but not the part where the poop comes out...
All the best cows fill that area with the potato salad. It's quite attractive when the light hits it right.
I was also thinking that the parts they do get poop on (their feet) are also hairless... So...
Not sure if I've ever seen a cow eat potato salad...
This thread has sure gone down the crapper.