These things I did not know
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My name is Charms7 and I’m a PEEPSaHolic. It started out as a perfectly innocent day. I was running errands when I stopped in at the local grocery store, Kroger, to buy some bread, milk and maybe a little Simply Orange Orange Juice. All healthy stuff, right? Well, just like DiO said, a big display of PEEPS smacked my visuals right in the most vulnerable spot! Purple PEEPS. The most beautiful PEEPS in the world! And a sign saying, “Buy plenty of these PEEPS! You know you want to.” I should have stayed strong but it was too much for me. The power of the PEEPS. Hey D.J., do you know of any local chapters for PEEPaHolics Anonymous meetings being held in beautiful Katy, Texas, by any chance? I got lost and I’m afraid if I turn around there’ll be another PEEPS display calling to me like sirens luring seamen toward the jagged rocks.
ADDICTED TO PEEPS
(Sung to Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love)
Easter sweets, they fill your home
Your diet’s completely blown
The sugar buzz gives you the shakes
Another Peep is all it takes
Every year, they’re all you eat
Your zits are 3 deep
Your pancreas will start to bleed
Another Peep is all you need
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Marshmallow chicks, the bunnies too
You like ‘em pink, you like ‘em blue
Explode ‘em in the microwave
Another Peep is what you crave
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
The other week I saw the PEEPSMOBILE delivering Bupeepsnorphine (a slow-acting peepsoid agonist used for the treatment of Peeps Addiction) to local addicts of inner city Bethlehem. Perhaps if you contact them they might consider a Texas roadtrip.
Love, love, your post and that marvelous song! I don’t believe the 12 steps are gonna help me. The PEEPSMOBILE seems to be encouraging a PEEPS addiction. Say, DIO, do you think Methadone (Dolophine® or Methadose®) might help? I’ve heard that, in some extreme cases, it does.ADDICTED TO PEEPS
(Sung to Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love)
Easter sweets, they fill your home
Your diet’s completely blown
The sugar buzz gives you the shakes
Another Peep is all it takes
Every year, they’re all you eat
Your zits are 3 deep
Your pancreas will start to bleed
Another Peep is all you need
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Marshmallow chicks, the bunnies too
You like ‘em pink, you like ‘em blue
Explode ‘em in the microwave
Another Peep is what you crave
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
The other week I saw the PEEPSMOBILE delivering Bupeepsnorphine (a slow-acting peepsoid agonist used for the treatment of Peeps Addiction) to local addicts of inner city Bethlehem. Perhaps if you contact them they might consider a Texas roadtrip.
I might be biased because Peeps provides us employment, tax revenues and helps fund the local economy. Still a tad pissed when I wasn’t considered to run their operations... but that was years ago and I’ve gotten over it. I doubt non-sugary drugs will help much. Perhaps it’s best this time of the year, when temptation is at an all time high, to simply yield to your warped culinary desires, because as the song goes... Another Peep is all you need.
Say, that’s the best philosophy I’ve heard all day! The way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. Thanks, DiO!
You're welcome. And would you believe people here think I'm a touch whackadoddle. Go figure. .
ADDICTED TO PEEPS
(Sung to Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love)
Easter sweets, they fill your home
Your diet’s completely blown
The sugar buzz gives you the shakes
Another Peep is all it takes
Every year, they’re all you eat
Your zits are 3 deep
Your pancreas will start to bleed
Another Peep is all you need
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Marshmallow chicks, the bunnies too
You like ‘em pink, you like ‘em blue
Explode ‘em in the microwave
Another Peep is what you crave
Whoa, you bought a million
‘Cause they’re sweet and they’re cheap, oh yeah
After Easter you’ll have 20 pounds you will keep
You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Peeps
The other week I saw the PEEPSMOBILE delivering Bupeepsnorphine (a slow-acting peepsoid agonist used for the treatment of Peeps Addiction) to local addicts of inner city Bethlehem. Perhaps if you contact them they might consider a Texas roadtrip.
....The Constitution of the Confection begins.....”We the Peeple...”....
Still too cold here for bare feet except in the shower
I prefer peeping at the chicks boobs,not the peepers peeping at mine..all those eyes,and the scary mandibles,really they are kind of scary,worse than a g*ddam clown..so much for sleeping tonight!! 
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