Abbey Lee cast in DARK TOWER movie . . . but as whom??

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AnnaMarie

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I say we make Pere Callahan be the star, only have him played by Sinead O'Conner (ask yer parents, kids), and instead of guns (heaven forbid), the Tet can carry mystical tasers. Oy should be a cat, because, you know, everyone loves cat videos these days. Have the whole thing take place in Cuba, before the revolution, set to an all techno score by The Crystal Method. Maybe Papa John could direct?

And, really, Dark Tower is such a depressing title. How about, TOWER: Search For The Golden Thimble?

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I was thinking we could make a thread in the game area of the board, making casting suggestions for various movies based very loosely on King books. You would win that game.
 

Robert Gray

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Sadly the actress is a little old for Susan Delgado (assuming they intend to actually remain true to the ages in the books). I think she could play Mia easily enough. I've nothing against any of the actors or actresses in contention for parts. I've yet to hear of one that doesn't have decent chops. My ire is for those rewriting the story and casting people in ill-conceived parts or inappropriately.
 

GNTLGNT

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I say we start a petition to get Molly Ringwald to play every single female part in the entire series of movies/television episode/etc. Heck, she could play every single part in the entire story- male or female- she is that good......


*runs away from the flame throwers and grenade launchers
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As someone pointed out, they added a central female character to the Hobbit movie... I feel that's what they're doing here now. She must be some leading role for the low-men, considering the description. And as someone else mentioned, seems they're streamlining the books for us. This is movies; they're not worried about us few who still dive deep into the beautiful works of literature. They want to reach as many as they can. Box office hits are about numbers, not so much die hard fans, unfortunately.