Arkay Lynchpin inspired this thread with his hilarious spoof of "Smooth Criminal" using the novel Misery. (Reshare it, if you will.) If you want to drop a lyric or two in the style of Weird Al, please do. Stephen King themes welcomed. Go ahead, take a crack at it.
Here's my contribution as an example:
(Sung to the tune of "The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald")
"I don't have a life and I don't have a wife,
An' I spend all me time with me Tet-mates.
A wanna be scribe, in need of some vibes,
That's why I know I won't get dates.
I had me a girl and she was my world
But she thought The Shining was stupid
So I packed up her things and took back her ring
Why should I listen to Cupid?"
Here's my contribution as an example:
(Sung to the tune of "The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald")
"I don't have a life and I don't have a wife,
An' I spend all me time with me Tet-mates.
A wanna be scribe, in need of some vibes,
That's why I know I won't get dates.
I had me a girl and she was my world
But she thought The Shining was stupid
So I packed up her things and took back her ring
Why should I listen to Cupid?"