And Then?

[Sigmund]

Hey!

Add two or three sentences to the story. Yay!

I'll start.

"Matilda's burger looked nothing like the TV commercial, the light in the fridge was out and she had no idea where to hide the gun."

And then...



Don't leave me hanging SKMB.

(Thank you!)

 

[Nomik]

Hey!

Add two or three sentences to the story. Yay!

I'll start.

"Matilda's burger looked nothing like the TV commercial, the light in the fridge was out and she had no idea where to hide the gun."

And then...



Don't leave me hanging SKMB.

(Thank you!)

...and then she placed the gun in the fridge, when much to her surprise, the milk, which had grown hands on account of being old milk, pulled the trigger. The milk was aiming for the wilted lettuce, but hit the burger instead; contrary to popular belief, milk can't see so well in the dark...

 

[carrie's younger brother]

and then she woke up. She got out of bed, shuffled to the fridge and opened the door. There was her husband's head, just where she left it the night before after decapitating him.

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Tery]

She reached in for a bottle of Starbuck's latte, closed the fridge door and went to the bathroom to get ready for work.

 

[Doc Creed]

And then someone knocked on the front door. Now, in her work apron, she smiled at her neighbor who was holding an empty cup. "Sorry to bother you but I'm in the middle of cooking and I ran out of milk. May I borrow some?" Matilda thought of her husband's head in the fridge and put a hand over her eyes.

 

[not_nadine]

Only to discover she already had eyes in her hands. "Silly me', she said - holding her hands out. "These should be in the fridge"

Almond milk, ok?

 

[Nomik]

Only to discover she already had eyes in her hands. "Silly me', she said - holding her hands out. "These should be in the fridge"

Almond milk, ok?

She gently placed the eyeballs atop the TV, and returned to the fridge to fetch the almond milk.
"I've been meaning to ask you" inquired get neighbor, "will Jack be able to mow my lawn this Friday?"
Matilda's eyes locked with her neighbor's as she slid the carton of almond milk into her hand.
"Absolutely."

 

[no bounce no play]

Matilda opened the fridge door and spoke to her husband's head. "The neighbor wants you to mow their lawn."

Jack's head scowled.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Matilda opened the fridge door and spoke to her husband's head. "The neighbor wants you to mow their lawn."

Jack's head scowled.

And then Matilda's world took a rather unsettling turn. Her cell phone rang, she answered it and it was her first husband. He was coming over to discuss the children. That was fine, thought Matilda, but there was one problem: she couldn't remember where they were.

 

[Sigmund]

Thank you all.

Where are the children?

Please continue.

 

[not_nadine]

The children were playing a game under the porch. In the middle of playing "Match the eyebrow to the head challenge" (20 points wins a nose!!) - a scratch from above.

 

[Doc Creed]

Edit

 

[no bounce no play]

Matilda can't believe her ex has chosen today of all days to visit the children. She hadn't even seen the children since she sent them outside to play. "Now??? Now is NOT a good time to come over, Ken"

Ken rings the doorbell. "It's a great time, Tillie. In fact, I'm on the front porch and I missed lunch. I hope there's something good in the fridge."

 

[carrie's younger brother]

"I'm so hungry, I can eat your husband's head!" he roared laughing as he made a beeline for the refrigerator. At this, Matilda turned white as a sheet. Her ex stopped in his tracks, looked her straight in the eye and said, "What's wrong, Tillie? Did I say something to upset you?"

 

[GNTLGNT]

....and then, Ken opened the refrigerator door-which set off a series of events-Jack's blind head spat on him, the old milk popped a cap in his azz and the children came rushing in from the porch to harvest his eyebrows, because a game with only one decapitated head and set of eyebrows was kind of lame....

 

[carrie's younger brother]

....and then, Ken opened the refrigerator door-which set off a series of events-Jack's blind head spat on him, the old milk popped a cap in his azz and the children came rushing in from the porch to harvest his eyebrows, because a game with only one decapitated head and set of eyebrows was kind of lame....

Kind of like playing Parcheesi with only one die. While all this was going on Matilda stood there thinking, "WTF has my world become?" No sooner had she thought this than Ken took her in his arms and said with a bit of whimsy in his voice, "Tillie, I always knew you'd get "a head" in this world!"

 

[Sigmund]

 

[no bounce no play]

Reeling from Ken's embrace... and his bad jokes (lol), Matilda steps back. "I might be in a bit of trouble, Ken"

Meanwhile, the children take Jack's harvested (lol) eyebrows into the den and see Jack's eyeballs on top of the TV. They run screaming back to the kitchen. Jack's eyeballs follow their movement.