Can You Write A Horror Story In Two Sentences?

[Grandpa]

It had taken hours, but as I looked back through the trackless moor, darkening under the retreating sun, I relaxed, knowing that I had finally left the beast behind, mired and howling in frustrated rage.

As I looked, hot breath grazed the back of my neck, followed by the low-pitched, rattling growl that I had come to know so well and fear.

 

[Ebdim9th]

Ooooh the Waiting Room, my favorite place! So thought the Drinker of Tears of Frustration.

 

[Mr Nobody]

'If I had a penny for every time I've said I was sorry -'
'You'd be the richest man here,' said the Devil.

----

His mother's heartbeat slowed, slowed, stopped. That was when he began to eat.

 

[SHEEMIEE]

I'm sorry Pete, but I'm going to have to let you go.But hey, congratulations to you and Sheila on the birth of the twins, and Merry Christmas from all of us.

 

[muskrat]

It had taken hours, but as I looked back through the trackless moor, darkening under the retreating sun, I relaxed, knowing that I had finally left the beast behind, mired and howling in frustrated rage.

As I looked, hot breath grazed the back of my neck, followed by the low-pitched, rattling growl that I had come to know so well and fear.

Nice one, Dickens.

 

[Grandpa]

Nice one, Dickens.

Thank you! I was thinking more Doyle and the Baskervilles incident, with a dash of American Werewolf in London, and it also kinda echoed a short story of my own, kinda.

 

[kingricefan]

Thank you! I was thinking more Doyle and the Baskervilles incident, with a dash of American Werewolf in London, and it also kinda echoed a short story of my own, kinda.

Self-plagiarizing is a sin.....

 

[Grandpa]

Self-plagiarizing is a sin.....

Haven't you said that before?

 

[prufrock21]

Only one book in the old house: a well-worn paperback copy of 'Salem's Lot. And it looked like it had blood on it.

 

[Dana Jean]

Self-plagiarizing is a sin.....

gives you hairy palms.

 

[kingricefan]

Haven't you said that before?

I self-plagiarize, I ain't proud....

 

[GNTLGNT]

Haven't you said that before?

 

[GNTLGNT]

I self-plagiarize, I ain't proud....

....do you wet the bed and set fires too Trashy?.....

 

[Ebdim9th]

He self-plagiarized. The man in the mirror filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against him, and won, but the money went to the other side of the glass, so he himself didn't see a penny....

 

[Connor B]

She kept her hand raised until the oath was over. Molly Kathleen Ringwald was now the President of the United States.

 

[Doc Creed]

He sat on the privy and opened the morning paper. Something cold and slithery caressed his *HONK!*.

She was scraping gum off the underside of the diner chair when someone sat down and took a dump. Her cold fingers reached up, not to caress, but to jab the bejebus out of his *HONK*.

The HONK twiched. Went on to terrorize a diner in New Jersey.

The bumper sticker said 'HONK if you love New Jersey diners!'

*HONK*, it said.

Just *HONK* -where's my waffles?

 

[not_nadine]

Oh Lordy, where did this come from? swear it was a different Nadine. I don't know these people and have no memory of said posts. Gah.

I want a waffle again. I'm twichin.

 

[Dana Jean]

Oh Lordy, where did this come from? swear it was a different Nadine. I don't know these people and have no memory of said posts. Gah.

I want a waffle again. I'm twichin.

It was just a *Honk* kind of day.

 

[Doc Creed]

It was just a *Honk* kind of day.

I don't know how I missed these when first posted. I laughed so hard. I think it was because everyone was riffing off of Musky's post.

 

[not_nadine]

*HONK*


A honk kinda day starts off with a picnic basket. Sunshine. Happy happy like a douche commercial.

then HONK just happens

~honk~

( that's my elegant honk)