"Hey man, sorry to wake you, but I think your yard is on fire."
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"Hey man, sorry to wake you, but I think your yard is on fire."
...so wrong yet so funny....
"Goodbye! And remember...your Vampire Brochure will be in the mail ."
'Avon calling!'
..."go away, we ran out of Mars Bars an hour ago!"...
'Can I borrow a cup of sugar?'
'Did you get the new Stephen King book yet?'
"I promise, dude. Your mom just pepper sprayed me."
"Hello...is it me your looking for?"
..."go away, we ran out of Mars Bars an hour ago!"...
....Lionel Creepy...."Hello...is it me your looking for?"
"My Pillow is machine washable and comes with a lifetime guarantee...wait, was I sleepwalking again?"
...."It's ok madam, I have been to the Victoria Secrets brassiere fitting classes"....
...."It's ok madam, I have been to the Victoria Secrets brassiere fitting classes"....