Contact Stephen King?

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Welcome to the Board!

Stephen no longer personally reads or responds to fan mail but if you'd still like to send a letter, I can send you the office address. If this isn't for fan mail, send me a private message (Conversation) with more details about why you'd like to be in touch with him.
 

Wayoftheredpanda

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Contact King himself?

You will need: A mirror, some candles, Every published King novel, 1 human soul, a stapler, a dark room, , and 1 plush purple dinosaur.

1:Turn off all the lights in the mirror room and light the candles inside

2:Staple the 19th Page of every King novel to the mirror

3:whisper the words “bloody Carrie” into the mirror at a consistent pace

4:hold the plushie dinosaur up to the mirror and slowly twist its long brontosaurus neck until it dies

5: Your soul will immediately be sucked from your body and into the mirror as you watch an unspeakably evil presence materialize infront of you

6:Molly will then appear infront of you! Be sure to pet her, call her a good girl, feed her the dinosaur and then you can then request to see King from there.

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Natalia

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Hello. I know, I'm not original, but I really want to express my gratitude to the king of horrors. I live in Russia, and I really want to send Steven a paper letter with admiration! May I get some office address where I can send him a letter.
 

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Hello. I know, I'm not original, but I really want to express my gratitude to the king of horrors. I live in Russia, and I really want to send Steven a paper letter with admiration! May I get some office address where I can send him a letter.
I will tag Stephen's personal assistant to better help you.

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