Dean Koontz

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Dana Jean

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I'm trying to get noticed by the James Patterson scouting team. Yeah...and so Jennifer, the penguin tickler, is stalked by some strange dude in a saffron robe who wants to give her Revolution...and when she refuses his advances...she's heard the stories...the strange dude attacks the penguin, disguised as Jennifer...with one of those little hand tambourines they use...what are they called? They make noise. Noise-makers? Sam flees to the north woods.

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danie

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I have tried Koontz many times and am usually disappointed. So I quit trying. However, his novel Intensity is one of my all-time favorite books.
I read Watchers in high school and liked it okay, but I was young. I thought Lightning was awful (say sorry) and Odd Thomas silly. I think it's just his style of writing that I don't like. Also (and I said this on the old board), his paragraphs were so short in the last couple of books I tried--like 2 or 3 sentences each--I just felt as if I were reading a children's book.
But Intensity...wow, it's like someone else wrote it.
 

blunthead

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I have tried Koontz many times and am usually disappointed. So I quit trying. However, his novel Intensity is one of my all-time favorite books.
I read Watchers in high school and liked it okay, but I was young. I thought Lightning was awful (say sorry) and Odd Thomas silly. I think it's just his style of writing that I don't like. Also (and I said this on the old board), his paragraphs were so short in the last couple of books I tried--like 2 or 3 sentences each--I just felt as if I were reading a children's book.
But Intensity...wow, it's like someone else wrote it.
When you get time try False Memory, The Taking, The Bad Place, and/or Midnight.
 

not_nadine

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I'm trying to get noticed by the James Patterson scouting team. Yeah...and so Jennifer, the penguin tickler, is stalked by some strange dude in a saffron robe who wants to give her Revolution...and when she refuses his advances...she's heard the stories...the strange dude attacks the penguin, disguised as Jennifer...with one of those little hand tambourines they use...what are they called? They make noise. Noise-makers? Sam flees to the north woods.

This is a penguin being tickled. [VIDEO][/VIDEO][VIDEO][/video]
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kingricefan

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Ok, I have read most of Koontz' books. I refuse to read anymore of his newer books that feature a supernaturally gifted Golden Retriever- ever. I am so-o freaking tired of that silly sub-plot in his books. Yes, I realize that he had a special Golden Retriever as a pet and that it passed away a few years ago (more like ten years!) but get over it, Dean! I love his older novels- Watchers (yes, I know, it features a supernaturally gifted Golden Retriever, but it was new and fresh back then!), Whispers, Night Chills, Phantoms, Twilight Eyes (most excellant!), The Vision, Intensity (yes, Danie, love this one too but there is a major plot hole in it), Hideaway, Lightning. I really like his books he wrote under K.R.Dwyer and Brian Coffey. I whole-heartedly suggest you read The Voice Of The Night. He wrote about a crazy teen boy way before it became popular to do so. Love the Odd Thomas series (although the last one features -well, you know what!), the Frankenstein series and the unfinished Christopher Snow series.