Favorite Quotes of Dave Barry

[Dana Jean]

Dave is going to wake up one day and realize he should've married me.

 

[staropeace]

I read BIG TROUBLE and just about died laughing.

 

[Dana Jean]

Dear Dave:

Our time to be together is running out. Surely your current wife has worn out her welcome.

It's time for you to settle down with a vintage model who can nap alongside you and appreciate your arthritis.

Call me.

Love,

Dana Jean Barry. (just trying that on. See how nicely that flows together?)

 

[Out of Order]

Explain vintage model?

 

[Dana Jean]

Explain vintage model?

Something a little old with perhaps some rust around the edges, but charming and possibly quite valuable.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Dear Dave:

Our time to be together is running out. Surely your current wife has worn out her welcome.

It's time for you to settle down with a vintage model who can nap alongside you and appreciate your arthritis.

Call me.

Love,

Dana Jean Barry. (just trying that on. See how nicely that flows together?)

Spoiler

 

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