Not if she used a large scoop......
I heard the cops identified the pooper because he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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I heard the cops identified the pooper because he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
I would have thought it would have been a maple leaf......since he's pooping outside, and all.
You must give credit to the reporter for following that trail...........
I'm thinking I didn't leave the housekeeper a big enough tip.
Tell me, do you suppose the reporter had a hard time getting the scoop on this story?
Only if they attempted to use a Gold Cup (Gentlemen's Club in Houston)
I read the article, and it says they caught the man before, but they couldn't charge him because he was seriously mentally ill. I'm assuming they mean besides the nature-pooping, because who doesn't like a nice al fresco heave ho from time to time?
Since there has been a period of time in between with no trouble I'm gonna guess he was inpatient somewhere, or maybe spent some time in Austin, Boulder or maybe Eugene, where a person pooping in people's yards would be seen as more of a bohemian artsy free-spirit type rather than a criminal or a nuisance.
It's so odd what the brain will do when it misfires.
Since there has been a period of time in between with no trouble I'm gonna guess he was inpatient somewhere, or maybe spent some time in Austin, Boulder or maybe Eugene, where a person pooping in people's yards would be seen as more of a bohemian artsy free-spirit type rather than a criminal or a nuisance.
It's so odd what the brain will do when it misfires.
Oh, and for complete transparency...
I have been to Houston, but only twice. Both times in 1994, and I only visited the Greyhound station while traveling from Denver to Florida and then back. Houston has the very nicest Greyhound station I've ever seen. As far as pooping, I may well have done something unholy there on either of those occasions. If you've seen the "bathroom" on a bus, you would save it all up at let it escape in such a decent place, too.
So, I've never pooped on any Texan landscaping, but I do apologize if I desecrated any of your public transport infrastructure. I can only plead desperation, and promise that I will never, under any circumstances, darken Greyhound's door again. Please forgive me.
I have been to Houston, but only twice. Both times in 1994, and I only visited the Greyhound station while traveling from Denver to Florida and then back. Houston has the very nicest Greyhound station I've ever seen. As far as pooping, I may well have done something unholy there on either of those occasions. If you've seen the "bathroom" on a bus, you would save it all up at let it escape in such a decent place, too.
So, I've never pooped on any Texan landscaping, but I do apologize if I desecrated any of your public transport infrastructure. I can only plead desperation, and promise that I will never, under any circumstances, darken Greyhound's door again. Please forgive me.
This thread is just full of........puns! Hipmamajen- I have pictures. Just sayin'. 
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I think what gave him away-Was walking around the neighborhood with a roll of toilet paper.
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