Funny things kids say and do.
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I don't know if I've mentioned this before, because it's not the first time he's done it.
My grandson is turning 4. He was talking to us on the phone and he starts walking around and giving us a tour. "Here's our trampoline, that's the tv. My potty is over there". Apparently he even holds the phone out, aiming it, so we can see what he's talking about.
My grandson is turning 4. He was talking to us on the phone and he starts walking around and giving us a tour. "Here's our trampoline, that's the tv. My potty is over there". Apparently he even holds the phone out, aiming it, so we can see what he's talking about.
Oh yeah. Same one I graduated from so the situation is most likely hopeless...lol
Nah, not hopeless. You have a genius on your hands. Just don't be surprised when he starts wearing mis-matched socks and scribbling formulae all over the walls.
My little guy. He's gotten a haircut since this pic, but I haven't taken any photos of him lately...
Nah, not hopeless. You have a genius on your hands. Just don't be surprised when he starts wearing mis-matched socks and scribbling formulae all over the walls.
The mis-matched socks aren't too far off as it is. I have to pair up his clothes and space them out in his closet because he grabs the FIRST shirt and pair of shorts out of the closet, with absolutely no regard to what color they are. He has also been known to wear his shirt backwards on more than one occasion. I used to question him on things like why he was wearing green basketball shorts and an orange shirt to school, but now I just make sure he HAS a shirt and shorts on before I leave for work and call it good. Pick your battles.....
Just wait till he discovers girls. Designer clothes and matching will be a must. Then again.............. Good luck!The mis-matched socks aren't too far off as it is. I have to pair up his clothes and space them out in his closet because he grabs the FIRST shirt and pair of shorts out of the closet, with absolutely no regard to what color they are. He has also been known to wear his shirt backwards on more than one occasion. I used to question him on things like why he was wearing green basketball shorts and an orange shirt to school, but now I just make sure he HAS a shirt and shorts on before I leave for work and call it good. Pick your battles.....
We went to our son's for dinner. His kids are so funny.
I have a gap in my teeth. (Think David Letterman.) I don't know why, but my grandson suddenly noticed it. He was sitting on my lap chattering away and suddenly he says "Grandma! What happened?" He dramatically covers his own mouth with his hands. "You lost your tooth." Poor kid was almost in tears....he's so empathetic. I finally convinced him it's just a gap and it doesn't hurt.
When we were eating dinner in the yard, the kids were both dropping some of their food. (He's almost 4 and she's 2.) Two of the dogs were content to grab what they could off the ground. But the lab...she was getting what she could off the chairs while the kids were sitting there. The little one looks at the dog and very sternly says "Callie. (S)top it." And when Callie did not stop....she growled at the dog. It worked.
I have a gap in my teeth. (Think David Letterman.) I don't know why, but my grandson suddenly noticed it. He was sitting on my lap chattering away and suddenly he says "Grandma! What happened?" He dramatically covers his own mouth with his hands. "You lost your tooth." Poor kid was almost in tears....he's so empathetic. I finally convinced him it's just a gap and it doesn't hurt.
When we were eating dinner in the yard, the kids were both dropping some of their food. (He's almost 4 and she's 2.) Two of the dogs were content to grab what they could off the ground. But the lab...she was getting what she could off the chairs while the kids were sitting there. The little one looks at the dog and very sternly says "Callie. (S)top it." And when Callie did not stop....she growled at the dog. It worked.
RJ made me laugh yesterday for 15 minutes. He sneezed and tooted at the same time. Then he ran up to Scott, as serious as can be, and said, "Papa!!! I just sneezed and it came out my butt!"
The way he said it was just too much. Like it was just this amazing thing. I was rolling.
The way he said it was just too much. Like it was just this amazing thing. I was rolling.
The little boy I baby sit had an icky diaper the other day. I can't STAND to have kids in messy pants. One of my all time pet peeves. They are changed immediately in my sphere of influence.
Anyway, I grabbed him up and took him in to change, and said, "Let's get these nasty britches off of you! Ick!" And he said, "ewww, nasty b*tches."
And he calls daddy's truck, daddy's "c*ck." Or, he has a fire "c*ck." Try not to laugh at that one.
The parents made sure I knew exactly what he was talking about when he started this so there would be no misunderstandings.
hahahha!
Anyway, I grabbed him up and took him in to change, and said, "Let's get these nasty britches off of you! Ick!" And he said, "ewww, nasty b*tches."
And he calls daddy's truck, daddy's "c*ck." Or, he has a fire "c*ck." Try not to laugh at that one.
The parents made sure I knew exactly what he was talking about when he started this so there would be no misunderstandings.
hahahha!
My younger son, who just turned 6 this past Sunday, wrote "I love mommy" on a dining room chair with a ballpoint pen. Now, how do you scold him without cracking up!?
Watching the kids for a few days. I asked dgs if he likes fish. He said yes. I said would you like tuna sandwiches for lunch. He starts running around the house yelling "yay! We'ew having tune sandwiches with fish! yay! We're having tunas sandwiches with fish!"
Suddenly he stops, walks up to me and asks "is tuna the fish in the sandwiches?"
Suddenly he stops, walks up to me and asks "is tuna the fish in the sandwiches?"
Here this thread is....
So my son has fallen in love with the "Minions" movie. Have you guys seen it? You know Scarlet Overkill? The greatest female super villain of all time? Yeah. Well. My son was watching this film the other night and Mrs. Overkill was on screen. I'm in the kitchen, and suddenly I hear, "Mamma!"
Yep. He was pointing at Scarlet. Yay.
So my son has fallen in love with the "Minions" movie. Have you guys seen it? You know Scarlet Overkill? The greatest female super villain of all time? Yeah. Well. My son was watching this film the other night and Mrs. Overkill was on screen. I'm in the kitchen, and suddenly I hear, "Mamma!"
Yep. He was pointing at Scarlet. Yay.
My granddaughter's third birthday is next month. Here's the conversation we had today.
Me: What do you want for your birthday?
H: a present
Me: What kind of present?
H: an orange one
Me: an orange....what
H: an orange toy
Me: what kind of toy?
H: a kind I don't have
Me: What do you want for your birthday?
H: a present
Me: What kind of present?
H: an orange one
Me: an orange....what
H: an orange toy
Me: what kind of toy?
H: a kind I don't have
The best part....my 19 year speaks fluent toddler. We now have a specific gift to look for.
The kids love dress-up clothes.They have princess dresses, astronaught, unicorn. They do not have a construction worker.
No toys, including dress up, are boy toys or girl toys. They both dress as monsters or princesses.
No toys, including dress up, are boy toys or girl toys. They both dress as monsters or princesses.