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fljoe0

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I have to explain this a bit first. This is a note that one of my nieces wrote me when she was young about something gross that happened with her sister. I just found this note a couple of weeks ago in an old box full of stuff stored in a closet. It cracked me up and I sent a copy of it to my niece after I found it. In the note, I'm Uncle Dumas (it's a joke from a TV commercial at the time where a guy's name was Dumas and someone pronounced in Dumb Ass. Hannah thought it was hilarious and I became Uncle Dumas for a while. :) Hatchley was a joke nickname I gave Hannah's sister, Hayley. I told her when she was born she was hatched and so she became Hatchley for a while). Anyway, here is the note

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Green gummie juice mixed with blood.

I love the part, "if you need more details, call me" :)
 

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I have to explain this a bit first. This is a note that one of my nieces wrote me when she was young about something gross that happened with her sister. I just found this note a couple of weeks ago in an old box full of stuff stored in a closet. It cracked me up and I sent a copy of it to my niece after I found it. In the note, I'm Uncle Dumas (it's a joke from a TV commercial at the time where a guy's name was Dumas and someone pronounced in Dumb Ass. Hannah thought it was hilarious and I became Uncle Dumas for a while. :) Hatchley was a joke nickname I gave Hannah's sister, Hayley. I told her when she was born she was hatched and so she became Hatchley for a while). Anyway, here is the note

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Green gummie juice mixed with blood.

I love the part, "if you need more details, call me" :)
I love that. That is so fantastic that you kept it.

So, did you call for details?
 

Edward John

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I have to explain this a bit first. This is a note that one of my nieces wrote me when she was young about something gross that happened with her sister. I just found this note a couple of weeks ago in an old box full of stuff stored in a closet. It cracked me up and I sent a copy of it to my niece after I found it. In the note, I'm Uncle Dumas (it's a joke from a TV commercial at the time where a guy's name was Dumas and someone pronounced in Dumb Ass. Hannah thought it was hilarious and I became Uncle Dumas for a while. :) Hatchley was a joke nickname I gave Hannah's sister, Hayley. I told her when she was born she was hatched and so she became Hatchley for a while). Anyway, here is the note

View attachment 35617

Green gummie juice mixed with blood.

I love the part, "if you need more details, call me" :)
Writing a letter? Man, when was this, the medieval period? :)
 
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cat in a bag

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I have to explain this a bit first. This is a note that one of my nieces wrote me when she was young about something gross that happened with her sister. I just found this note a couple of weeks ago in an old box full of stuff stored in a closet. It cracked me up and I sent a copy of it to my niece after I found it. In the note, I'm Uncle Dumas (it's a joke from a TV commercial at the time where a guy's name was Dumas and someone pronounced in Dumb Ass. Hannah thought it was hilarious and I became Uncle Dumas for a while. :) Hatchley was a joke nickname I gave Hannah's sister, Hayley. I told her when she was born she was hatched and so she became Hatchley for a while). Anyway, here is the note

View attachment 35617

Green gummie juice mixed with blood.

I love the part, "if you need more details, call me" :)
So cute!!