Sung to the tune of "I've Been Everywhere"
I was reading me a book about a vampire down in Salems' Lot
when a man he sat beside me and he said "What's that there thing you got?"
"It's a book by Stephen King, and on his stories I get caught.
You know I read him when I can". He said "What makes him so damn hot?"
Well I marked my book and set it down and told him this here thing...
"The man writes a damn good story Jack, and I read Stephen King!"
I read Stephen King, man.
I read Stephen King, man.
In the bed and on the bus, man.
Sometimes when I'm on the can.
That writer is my Maine man.
I read Stephen King!
I read Cujo, Carrie, Desperation, Misery
Tommyknockers, Regulators,...(and so on and so forth)...
Happy Birthday Mr. King!!!
I was reading me a book about a vampire down in Salems' Lot
when a man he sat beside me and he said "What's that there thing you got?"
"It's a book by Stephen King, and on his stories I get caught.
You know I read him when I can". He said "What makes him so damn hot?"
Well I marked my book and set it down and told him this here thing...
"The man writes a damn good story Jack, and I read Stephen King!"
I read Stephen King, man.
I read Stephen King, man.
In the bed and on the bus, man.
Sometimes when I'm on the can.
That writer is my Maine man.
I read Stephen King!
I read Cujo, Carrie, Desperation, Misery
Tommyknockers, Regulators,...(and so on and so forth)...
Happy Birthday Mr. King!!!