Happy Birthday thread for our gracious host, Uncle Steve!!!! 9/21/17

[do1you9love?]

According to Ms. Mod, Sai King wants to just forget about his birthday this year. I'll give you a hint, it ends in a zero!

It's been my experience that folks who say this type of thing (especially for a milestone b-day) spend the actual day being grumpy, then the week after being mopey saying "I can't believe no one did anything!" So, Marsha, when he starts acting like that, you can show him the Official SKMB Stephen King 2017 birthday thread!

Come on, everybody! Give it your best shot!!!

 

[do1you9love?]

Happy 70th Birthday, Mr. King! Thank you for our wonderful playground, where we have built many friendships as we discussed your works, sullying threads along the way.

Hope you have a fabulous day, spend with family and friends!!!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Turning 70 means two things: you survived the 60s and you survived your 60s. Happy Birthday!

Now go out and champion large print novels for those in our advancing age that have a tough time with small print. Of course that mean’s his novels would probably weigh about 10 pounds.

 

[ghost19]

Happy birthday to the greatest word slinger on this level of the tower or any other. Enjoy your day sir and know we all appreciate your books and your love of books.

 

[Spideyman]

Happy Birthday, Stephen King. May the day be filled with Love and Green Lights!!
Thank you for the joy, heartache, smiles, tears and inspiration your books have given us. And the best Message Board in cyber space. May your special day be filled with wishes come true. May there be many more..... Celebrate!!

 

[Cowboy]

Happy Birthday sir....thank you for all that you do.

 

[kingricefan]

May you have a wonderful Birthday filled with lots of happiness and lots of family gathered 'round to help you celebrate, Stephen!

 

[carrie's younger brother]

HB SK!

 

[Becks19]

Wishing Mr. King an awesome birthday. May all of his wishes come true!!

 

[cat in a bag]

Happy Happy Birthday, Mr. King! Thank you for all the tales you have told me over the years. Have a most wonderful birthday!

 

[Nomik]

Happiest of birthdays to you, Mr. King
Thank you for making this universe a better place, we dwell happily within a world created for us, by you.

. . . .and if you want to celebrate in style

Spoiler: invite a friend

Maybe someone will bake you a cake . . .

Spoiler: It's a cake

 

[Anduan Pirate Princess]

Happy Birthday, Stephen King! And thank you for being born and being you. Age is only a number, forget about that and have fun on your special day.

 

[mal]

Happy Birthday Mr. King sir! I am very much looking forward to yours and your sons book at the end of this month. You shouldn't worry. I think it'll do well. I understand you have lots of the money. If you are divesting yourself of any due to your advanced age can you please throw some of it my way? Even if you cannot, I still like you and will continue to read what you wrote and will tell others about it as well. I hope your birthday is everything you wanted it to be and more. I bought you something very good from the local bakery but I ate it, that's why I'm writing this greeting because I cannot replace the treat. One last word of advice...you should bring back the 'u' in words like 'colour' and 'Deurry, Maine' as it would help us in Canada due to certain tax schemes tied in with this very mysterious letter. Happy Birthday, mal.

 

[Grannie CeeCee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Everything that was fun when you were 7 is still fun when you're 70. Except maybe some of the athletic stuff. Also, sitting on the floor is still fun, but getting up isn't. Ummmm.... but telling ghost stories is still the B. E. S. T. and you're still the best at it, second only to my cousin, LeRoy, and he never writes his down, so you are winning!

Happy Birthday for real. Eat a whole cake and make everyone watch. You might get sick later, but it will be worth it.

 

[king family fan]

Happy birthday! i just couldn't forget it. Hope you enjoy doing something special for yourself.

 

[Out of Order]

Who(m)?

 

[GNTLGNT]

....no words can match the enjoyment your work has given me over the years, I wish you threefold of that and many more happy and healthy years Steve.....

 

[not_nadine]

Happy birthday, Sai King.

 

[Anduan Pirate Princess]

Also, sitting on the floor is still fun, but getting up isn't.

Ain't THAT the truth!

 

[Nomik]

......okay, well this looks stranger than it is . . .

you see,
searching through cakes for SK online made us actually want cake. Well, you know how I feel about bats, anyways, this is for Uncle Steve.
For the record, that is a triple chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting, an inscription, and a bat.
Now, I humbly apologize, but I will be having my cake, and eating it too. Mr. King, if there is any left by the time you can make it ti Derry, NH, you are more than welcome to it. Otherwise, we salute you.