Weather report:
Well, it's a drained swamp kinda day. Everything's flat and dank and likely to become more so as the day progresses. The entire world smells like corn tassels. Rain will happen. There will be thunder and lightening, but it will not reduce humidity or heat. Mosquitoes continue to feast. Swarms of dog flies will drain you if you don't flee immediately.
and you?
Sigh, I can smell it! Made me quite homesick with just that one sentence!