Morbid Fetch

[Neesy]

May I have a shower that went wrong, please?

May I have something to pep me up please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have something with the opposite effect, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have something with the opposite effect, please?

How about a nice massage?

May I have a rooster please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have a poster for a film sequel, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have a poster for a film sequel, please?

May I have a New Year's resolution please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have an old 8-track tape, please?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have an old 8-track tape, please?

May I have a strange cure, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have a strange cure, please?

May I have a Craigslist ad?

 

[not_nadine]

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May I have a Craigslist ad?

May I have a strange brew, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have a strange brew, please?

May I have another?

 

[not_nadine]

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May I have another?

 

[not_nadine]

oops.

May I have a witches brew, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have a smackdown?

 

[not_nadine]

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May I have a smackdown?

May I have an uplift, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have an uplift, please?

May I have a slice?

 

[not_nadine]

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May I have a slice?

May I have a dice, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have a dice, please?

May I have a crappy job?

 

[not_nadine]

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May I have a crappy job?

May I have the best job ever, please?

 

[Doc Creed]

May I have the best job ever, please?

the obvious one.

Spoiler

May I have a runaway bride?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have a runaway bride?

May I have a wedding gone wrong, please?