No Coke, Pepsi!

[king family fan]

No state of emergency,be lazy and laid back.
Can i get acaffine free diet Coke.King size

 

[blunthead]

No caffeine-free diet Coke king size, only Pepsi regular.

Can I get a menu?

 

[Neesy]

No menu, I just recite it from memory
Can I get a break?

 

[king family fan]

No menu.just a napkin.
Can I get a slice of cheesecake?

 

[king family fan]

No break ,just work.
Can i get a laptop.

 

[blunthead]

No laptop or cheesecake, only calculator and picture of cheesecake.

Can I get a job?

 

[king family fan]

No job,rest.
Can i get a ride?

 

[Neesy]

No ride, sorry - just hitchhike
Can I get some time off for good behaviour?

 

[king family fan]

No time off for good behaviour,act like the rest of us.
Can I get a maid?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no maid, but a horseman wild and free
can i get an airplane ready for take-0ff?

 

[Neesy]

No airplane ready for take-off, you get grounded due to mechanical issues
Can I get a happy go lucky clown?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no clown, just a penniless ghost from the broken wilds.
can I get a brick turned sideways?

 

[blunthead]

No turned-the-other-way bricks, same direction.

Can I get a lofty ambition?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no lofty ambitions...just standard operating procedure.
can I get a glass of water & a toothpick?

 

[Neesy]

Yes you can oops I mean no "pine float" just a tepid glass of juice

Can I get a hot cup of coffee with cream please?

 

[king family fan]

No cup of hot coffee with cream,ice tea.
Can i get a box of tissue?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no tissues...an old sock.
Can I get a shoulder to cry on?

 

[blunthead]

No box, just hazardous waste container.

Can I get some boxers?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no boxers...some German Shepherds
Can I get some party favors?

 

[blunthead]

No shoulder with party favors on it, just mistletoe like everybody else.
Can I get the real reason?