No Coke, Pepsi!

[king family fan]

No real reason,just because.
Can i get a cow?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no real reason, just make believe.
can I get a banana?

no cow...just a talking horse
can I get some flying monkeys?

 

[king family fan]

No flying pigs,just flying Donkeys.
Can i get a riddle?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no riddles...just a choo-choo train
can I get an amen! brother!

 

[king family fan]

no amen!Brother! just a cool sister.
Can i get a hell yeah?

 

[Chuggs]

No hell yeah, but a hell no.

Can I get a monkey with a stick?

 

[king family fan]

no Monkey with a stick,but a dog with a bone.
Can i get a concert ticket?

 

[Chuggs]

No concert ticket, but a CD.
Can I get an 8-track player?

 

[king family fan]

No 8-track player,but lots of music.
Can i get some relief?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no relief...just the volume turned up.
can I get some toast?

 

[Neesy]

No toast, just crumpets
Can I get a hot bath?

 

[king family fan]

No hot bath,ice shower.
Can i get an electric blanket?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no electric blanket...just a handful of those hand warmers in plastic wrap.
can someone tell me if this is it?

 

[!redruM]

No end, just beginning.
Can I get a toothbrush?

P.S.-There's no pattern other than opposites, Walt!

 

[KINGSMAN129]

No toothbrush, only toilet bowl.
Can I get a good laugh?

 

[Neesy]

No good laugh, just a crying jag
Can I get good housekeeping?

 

[king family fan]

No good housekeeping,just a dump.
Can i get a bus?

 

[Neesy]

No bus, you get a taxi
Can I get a box of peanuts?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no box of peanuts...a carton of Quaker Oats
Can I get two tickets to Paradise?

 

[Neesy]

No tickets to Paradise, just a one way trip to Hell
Can I get a basket of clean laundry?