OoO's Guide To Hiring Women

[Sundrop]

How did I know this would eventually get to being... If a man speaks and a woman doesn't hear him... Is he still Wrong?

What? I can't hear you.......You must be wrong!

 

[Out of Order]

Most likely!

 

[Sundrop]

Much like the existence of the blue raspberry the idea of me being wrong is pure fantasy.......

*leaves to get a sharp stick*

 

[danie]

6. Hire women who hate the Yankees and love The Sox, know Godzilla is the best movie monster ever and believe Star Trek is better than Star Wars.

Spoiler: Two Outta Three

 

[Out of Order]

Spoiler: Two Outta Three

 

[danie]

Spoiler: Two Outta Three Again

 

[danie]

Spoiler: Last Two Outta Three

 

[Out of Order]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

You trust a blonde, Mr Potato Head?

 

[danie]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

#8. Hire women who schmooze the boss.

Spoiler

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I think I've found the perfect woman for OoO's hiring criteria... Cherry 2000.

 

[Sundrop]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

That, or you're being lulled into a false sense of security........

 

[danie]

You trust a blonde, Mr Potato Head?

Spoiler: I am so mad about all the Blonde Stereotyping

 

[not_nadine]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

Catfight.

Spoiler

 

[Out of Order]

#8. Hire women who schmooze the boss.

Spoiler

Define schmooze.........

You trust a blonde, Mr Potato Head?

I have ever since I Dream of Jeannie.......oh my........

That, or you're being lulled into a false sense of security........

Are you taking notes, my Dear?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Spoiler: I am so mad about all the Blonde Stereotyping

 

[not_nadine]

I'm hoping the other women on the board are taking note, danie. You're certainly making your way up OoO's corporate ladder..........

The hecks? I have to dress in capri's or a skirt. Carry my own fan around. And do thinkin math like things.

All on top of worries about the hair. And toenails. Don't get me started on toenails again.

huff.

 

[Sundrop]

Are you taking notes, my Dear?

Sure I am.......

 

[Out of Order]

The hecks? I have to dress in capri's or a skirt. Carry my own fan around. And do thinkin math like things.

All on top of worries about the hair. And toenails. Don't get me started on toenails again.

huff.

Math stuff......if I have 10 pounds of white potatoes and five pounds of red potatoes how long do I need to boil them before getting out of having fish and asparagus tonight?

 

[Out of Order]

Sure I am.......

Not buying it, the top rung on the ladder is a dot to you.......