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Spideyman

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After yet another harsh Maine winter, MsMod declares it's time for her Arizona vacation. The SKMB Ka-Tet, with mixed feelings, escort her onward through the snow and ice. One lone member(off the right), saddened beyond hope, screams an ear piercing..........Nooooooooo!


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After yet another harsh Maine winter, MsMod declares it's time for her Arizona vacation. The SKMB Ka-Tet, with mixed feelings, escort her onward through the snow and ice. One lone member(off the right), saddened beyond hope, screams an ear piercing..........Nooooooooo!


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B*tch, please. My dates are the best. Top of the line fruit. I can't help it if your nasty beets don't sell!


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...today on Antiques Road Show, we will explore the little known, yet fascinating art niche of African Stick Figures.......

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In Neil's new book, Invasion of the Plant Snatchers, people pods were found laying around town, hatching hideous tropical aliens that all converged on Disneyland for jobs in the Tiki Room.


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GNTLGNT

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In Neil's new book, Invasion of the Plant Snatchers, people pods were found laying around town, hatching hideous tropical aliens that all converged on Disneyland for jobs in the Tiki Room.


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...Molly AKA The Thing of Evil, kicks it in the gang's crib while the rest of da Mooks and Dames plan a raid on the Trader Joe pet food section.....

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...Molly AKA The Thing of Evil, kicks it in the gang's crib while the rest of da Mooks and Dames plan a raid on the Trader Joe pet food section.....

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Flashing gang signs at the retirement home during the seminar, Your Bladder in Rebellion, Gladys wondered where the strange woman bought that fabulous headband.



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....Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos descend upon the Fortress of Fish & Wildlife and Discount House of Worship.....
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Artist Samuel Spinklebinks, no relation to Gertrude Spinklebinks, was found dead today in his home in Cut and Shoot, Texas. It appears that he was stabbed numerous times with a #2 pencil, and at least once with a Bic pen. Motive is unclear at this time, but investigators did confirm that smeared in blood on the floor next to the body was the message, "it wassss the rodentttttttt.



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Artist Samuel Spinklebinks, no relation to Gertrude Spinklebinks, was found dead today in his home in Cut and Shoot, Texas. It appears that he was stabbed numerous times with a #2 pencil, and at least once with a Bic pen. Motive is unclear at this time, but investigators did confirm that smeared in blood on the floor next to the body was the message, "it wassss the rodentttttttt.
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One day on holiday when I was young, my sister and I walked into the water. She held my hand and whispered encouragement as the undertow pulled at my tiny legs and the fish darted around my knees. She promised not to let go.

She did about a minute later when a wave containing a loaded diaper and two cigarette butts crash into the side of her face.



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Completely diabolical DJ...lmao....
 

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Artist Samuel Spinklebinks, no relation to Gertrude Spinklebinks, was found dead today in his home in Cut and Shoot, Texas. It appears that he was stabbed numerous times with a #2 pencil, and at least once with a Bic pen. Motive is unclear at this time, but investigators did confirm that smeared in blood on the floor next to the body was the message, "it wassss the rodentttttttt.



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Kinte Sulu had grown impatient for his hat-fitting ceremony to begin. He cringed when someone piped up in the back, "Hey, wanna sing some Marvin Gaye?"

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"Once the acid wore off, I couldn't remember if the insane looking blue rat with the sharp teeth and his smiling side kick were real or just a dream. It was only then that I noticed the bite mark on my left nipple and I thought to myself the colored pencils may have just pi$$ed him off."
 

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Kinte Sulu had grown impatient for his hat-fitting ceremony to begin. He cringed when someone piped up in the back, "Hey, wanna sing some Marvin Gaye?"

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"You do realize," Sarah told her guests as she served them the most delicious cake, the recipe of which she received from her friend, Betty Crocker, "that Betty was an off-the-chain crack whore and had a huge fling with Uncle Ben."

Scandalous!



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"You do realize," Sarah told her guests as she served them the most delicious cake, the recipe of which she received from her friend, Betty Crocker, "that Betty was an off-the-chain crack whore and had a huge fling with Uncle Ben."

Scandalous!
Help, I'm on the floor and can't get up. Bahahahahaha!
DJ, you have no equal in this game.
 
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