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Stephen King @StephenKing 12h12 hours ago
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me it was her stuffed monkey who **** in the corner. Calls it an alternative fact.
Ooops - sorry - looks like this one was already posted back on April 1st of last yearMolly, aka the Thing of Evil, is in training to take on Pennywise and the Man in Black in a tag-team match. She says they'll both float.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to attack the Stuffed Monkey of Joy and tear her limb from limb, leaving nuthin but the stuffin.
Those eyes really scream out the words "It wasn't me! I didn't do it! You believe me, dont you...??Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to attack the Stuffed Monkey of Joy and tear her limb from limb, leaving nuthin but the stuffin.
Chapter 1 of Molly's origin story: "Learning to be Evil."
A book about Molly??
Poor Molly! She looks sad... and guilty!!
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Banned from Petco (and doesn't give a ****).
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No grooming today for the Thing of Evil. She has been banned from her second Petco.
Poor Molly! She looks sad... and guilty!!
Poor Molly! She looks sad... and guilty!!
[B]Stephen King[/B]Verified account @[B]StephenKing[/B] 2h2 hours ago
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil: "Yeah, okay, I'm dirty. And wet. Big damn deal. Because that Frisbee is dead, do you hear me? That blue plastic SOB is DEAD! I killed the bastard! Gone, got it? GONE! Sleeps with the fishes!"
Yeah, Molly!!