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Mantis Tobbogan

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If hypothetically he survived and grew up to become a sallow faced preacher man, do you think he would grow out a beard like an Amish guy? Or do you think he would never grow hair on his weird face? I think the country conservative cult leader in him would prefer a nice fire and brimstone beard, but I'm not entirely sure what being a satanic corn preacher does to your hairline. This question has bugged me for like a week. Please put my tortured mind to rest.
 
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If hypothetically he survived and grew up to become a sallow faced preacher man, do you think he would grow out a beard like an Amish guy? Or do you think he would never grow hair on his weird face? I think the country conservative cult leader in him would prefer a nice fire and brimstone beard, but I'm not entirely sure what being a satanic corn preacher does to your hairline. This question has bugged me for like a week. Please put my tortured mind to rest.
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