Quotes you just made up
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Is this your own rewrite of Descartes? The only change I would make to it is, 'I think therefore I am. But then again I might not.' Just to throw doubt on not only of my conviction about existence, but also, whether or not I'm thinking.
Is this your own? All preliminary research suggests it is.
Of course it's mine; I mean no copyright filed on the quote, yet ... but I wouldn't write it if I knew someone else had already. Beyond that, search away.
God Bless A Milk Cow! (my ex made that up, not me...at least I think he did!)
But what does it mean? Do you have a context for it? Seems that God blesses all animals. "They neither sow nor reap yet their heavenly Father feeds them."
Not sure, it's just a stupid/comical thing (I believe?) he made up. Not to be taken seriously! He had all kinds of offensive and strange sayings .... certainly not a Christian man!
"My only regret is that I have but one chocolate to give for my Flake Noir.."
"I am totally, and unapologetically pathetic and addicted to my own obsessions"
~ Me
~ Me
It ain't enough."My only regret is that I have but one chocolate to give for my Flake Noir.."
"Every age has its blessing"
I wish I knew where I got this. Honestly thought I read it in the Bible, but many searches to find it haven't helped me figure it out yet. Maybe I read something with the same basic idea and this is just how I remembered it? Frustrating!
I wish I knew where I got this. Honestly thought I read it in the Bible, but many searches to find it haven't helped me figure it out yet. Maybe I read something with the same basic idea and this is just how I remembered it? Frustrating!
"I don't lift weights, they're heavy."
"How can you take offense over something you don't even believe exists?"
Everybody needs to be a little crazy. If you ever get to where you're not crazy at all, you go insane.
I saw a woman in a wheelchair being wheeled out of the hospital with a potted flower in her lap. Fortunately I was too far away for her to hear me say. "If you washed better, those wouldn't grow there." I used to have some serious internal editor and impulse control failures back then.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hard, bacon."
Didn't make that one up, but a colleague of mine had printed out and hanging on the side of his cubicle for years...lol
Didn't make that one up, but a colleague of mine had printed out and hanging on the side of his cubicle for years...lol
My mum still says "don't hang your hat higher than you can reach it".
Covers a multitude of misdemeanors. . .
Covers a multitude of misdemeanors. . .