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Blake

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Aldi’s grocery stores are now hiring game hitmen to enter online games and kill as many children as possible so they’re not forced to get off and go to dinner.

“Aldis”, “hire”, “hitmen”, “kill” and “children” are 5 words I’d never thought I would have to use in a coherent sentence, but low and behold, here we are.


This is gonna end quickly for sure, these “hitmen” are going to end up flooding servers and become abusive and annoying to people legitimately trying to enjoy the online experience , leading to them being banned, but this is sure as hell going to be fun to watch while it lasts. If by “professional gamers” they just mean a bunch of basement-dwelling online trolls, I’d not be surprised. You have to be real petty to accept money in exchange for hunting children down to ruin their fun in an online form of entertainment.
How are they even gonna tell who’s a child and who needs to come down for dinner? You can easily turn off voice chat in online games, meaning it’s pretty anonymous. I don’t think Aldis is capable of using spyware against children.

If your child really is not coming down for dinner because of an online game, just turn off the internet.

Not to mention you can easily join another lobby.

Who even shops at Aldis, again? I sure don’t.
They do that but ban Alex Jones, don't get it.
 

Wayoftheredpanda

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So if you haven’t heard, The Flat Earth Society plans to go on a cruise and visit “the edge of the world” sometime next year. I sure can’t wait for them to get stranded in the middle of the ocean because navigating a ship requires knowing the curvature of the Earth.
 

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So if you haven’t heard, The Flat Earth Society plans to go on a cruise and visit “the edge of the world” sometime next year. I sure can’t wait for them to get stranded in the middle of the ocean because navigating a ship requires knowing the curvature of the Earth.
If you see the negative image of Armstrong on the moon you can see two cameras on the top left hand side. Even Rumsfeld admitted they faked the pictures. They got Kubrick to do the filming.
 
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Wayoftheredpanda

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If you see the negative image of Armstrong on the moon you can see two cameras on the top left hand side. Even Rumsfeld admitted they faked the pictures. They got Kubrick to do the filming.
What does that have to do with the flat earth society? Even if the first moon landing was somehow faked, we have since upgraded our means of viewing space and planets. There’s so much proof the Earth is round it shouldn’t need to be an argument anymore.
 

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True. I read about them going across the horizon on the ship. Part of the flat earth society sent a laser beam across the ocean to someone on the other side and when they got the message they said that proved the earth was flat.
 

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True. I read about them going across the horizon on the ship. Part of the flat earth society sent a laser beam across the ocean to someone on the other side and when they got the message they said that proved the earth was flat.
They did a documentary on Netflix, it’s interesting to see how these people think. What’s funny is that in their attempts to prove themselves right they they end up engineering new proof that the Earth is round. As for the moon landing conspiracy, from what I understand that theory suggests that the footage was made after someone accidentally taped over the real footage. I wholly doubt the first moon landing was faked, but I can at the most entertain the idea of the footage needing to be replaced after it was taped over, still don’t believe it was though.
 

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They did a documentary on Netflix, it’s interesting to see how these people think. What’s funny is that in their attempts to prove themselves right they they end up engineering new proof that the Earth is round. As for the moon landing conspiracy, from what I understand that theory suggests that the footage was made after someone accidentally taped over the real footage. I wholly doubt the first moon landing was faked, but I can at the most entertain the idea of the footage needing to be replaced after it was taped over, still don’t believe it was though.
There was this French documentary they made about the lunar landing. What I understand, they got Kubrick to film stuff in a studio just in case the video off the moon didn't work for some reason due to technical diffulties and the authorities would realise the populace would be dissapointed. They got Kubrick because he had or was doing 2001 and had some camera, a Hasselblad or whatever that wouldn't reflect stuff or something.
 

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There was this French documentary they made about the lunar landing. What I understand, they got Kubrick to film stuff in a studio just in case the video off the moon didn't work for some reason due to technical diffulties and the authorities would realise the populace would be dissapointed. They got Kubrick because he had or was doing 2001 and had some camera, a Hasselblad or whatever that wouldn't reflect stuff or something.
Interesting, I’m not one for believing conspiracies, but it’s interesting to see the reasoning behind them. Some turn out to be true, but most stem from paranoia, superstition, and uneducation and eventually fall flat.
 
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I read somewhere yesterday that a guy put liquid LSD into two of his co-worker's drinks at work because they both had too much negative energy.....I can only imagine what the two workers were thinking having no idea they'd been drugged like that.....wow.
This happened to one of my high school classmates. His older brother put LSD in his Coke, and the guy had a horrible trip and ended up in a mental institution for six months. He was never the same after that.
 
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