A male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Dana, can you tell me?"
Dana blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The male teacher was taken aback at first by Dana's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Marsha put up her hand. "Yes, Marsha?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Marsha," said the male teacher.
He then turned to Dana, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Dana, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
And any teeth cleaning done at a dentist office is obscene. But relax, my gums have stopped bleeding now so I'll be going back to my old avatar soon.
...it's one of my "handmade" scrub tops...have a few of those that were sewn for me, coz it's damned difficult to find a scrub top for a guy of my height and girth that doesn't end up looking like a crop top-and believe me, that ain't pretty in anybody's book....
...it's one of my "handmade" scrub tops...have a few of those that were sewn for me, coz it's damned difficult to find a scrub top for a guy of my height and girth that doesn't end up looking like a crop top-and believe me, that ain't pretty in anybody's book....
Thank you all for the great pictures, it's really good to be able to put a face to a name.
Being of the older generation I haven't got into the habit of taking "selfies".
My mobile is twelve years old and just that...a phone that I only use for communication when away from home. But I digress... here is one for the rogues gallery.
It was taken by the lady I have shared my life with for nigh on 50 years and as she is an integral part of me, we are "joined at the hip" you might say, I reckon that pretty much qualifies it as a selfie....
Thank you all for the great pictures, it's really good to be able to put a face to a name.
Being of the older generation I haven't got into the habit of taking "selfies".
My mobile is twelve years old and just that...a phone that I only use for communication when away from home. But I digress... here is one for the rogues gallery.
It was taken by the lady I have shared my life with for nigh on 50 years and as she is an integral part of me, we are "joined at the hip" you might say, I reckon that pretty much qualifies it as a selfie.... View attachment 2704
I must agree that statement. Yes we are, and we have reached an age where we really know what to do with it.
My problem is remembering where I left it!
Thank you all for the great pictures, it's really good to be able to put a face to a name.
Being of the older generation I haven't got into the habit of taking "selfies".
My mobile is twelve years old and just that...a phone that I only use for communication when away from home. But I digress... here is one for the rogues gallery.
It was taken by the lady I have shared my life with for nigh on 50 years and as she is an integral part of me, we are "joined at the hip" you might say, I reckon that pretty much qualifies it as a selfie.... View attachment 2704
You ladies are too kind, "eye candy" at 66 you're having a laugh, I am very flattered!
Happy and content in my retirement? That I am Neesy, and this picture was taken on a very relaxing holiday in Cornwall last summer.
I must agree that statement. Yes we are, and we have reached an age where we really know what to do with it.
My problem is remembering where I left it!
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Thank you - that's just what I needed - a good laugh to start my day! - it's off to work for me - catch you guys later 
Oh you handsome men ^ up there! Good to see you this morning!
