Songs You Think Are...Annoying.

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ghost19

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....I can't speak impartially to this subject, after 38 years in radio.....I have ingested so much audio swill that my minds tastebuds are forever burnt....I was known to hurl certain albums and 45's across the control room, just to watch them shatter....still, here's a partial list of stink:
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney
Friday - Rebecca Black
Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer
Picture - Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
....and this is just a smidgen of "recent" hits....I don't have time to dive into older dreck......
Yeah I'd pretty much agree all of those suck pretty badly...
 

Tery

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These two books are full of annoying songs (and some not really that bad). I find myself re-reading them on a yearly basis and laughing every time:

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Kurben

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Do people actually listen to the two Justins?? I always mix them up and cant name a song from either. So they dont irritate me. To do that they would have to have an influence with me which they don't.
 

Grandpa

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Bubblegum. If you don't get the reference, don't ask, and your life will be better for it.

A lot of relatively insipid stuff doesn't really offend me. I mean, if there's an insipid song that nevertheless gets millions of people humming to it and tapping their toes, who am I to judge? They have spoken to more people than I ever will.

DiO'Bolic mentioned Clapton's "I shot the sheriff." To that I'll add, from Clapton's Cream days, "I'm So Glad."

The sexy-sleazy stuff. Yeah, that's not pinning it down much. But as an example, Rod Stewart singing, "Spread your wings, and let me come inside," I mean...... REALLY????

Counterpoint: Gracious Host's band member and great writer Dave Barry once wrote disparagingly, along with apparently millions of Americans, about Richard Harris singing(?) "McArthur Park." Call me a Philistine, and I'll accept the title, but I do like that song.

"Elusive Butterfly of Love," however, you can take out and burn.
 

twiggymarie

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Well I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear

Oh I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear

That was catchy! :m_bob:

It was okay the first couple of times. By the tenth repetition I started getting annoyed, and somewhere around forty or so, I began to think rupturing my eardrums with a meat thermometer wouldn't be so bad! :m_ghost:

My kids are currently annoying me with this bit of....I cringe to call it music.

 

Gerald

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I think a lot of songs aren't that annoying, they just get played too often. A pop song in itself is already repetition - that's the idea behind it: to get it firmly in your head so you'll go buy it. It's verse-chorus-verse-chorus etc.
And then that gets played over and over on radio and tv.

It's also remarkable that some voices which should be annoying work perfectly within the music. Voices like Frank Black or David Byrne should be highly annoying (ok, I'm sure some people hate them), but within their music they fit exactly. When you don't have their voices in it, the music doesn't work as well - can't think of really memorable Pixies or Talking Heads covers by others. Bowie does Pixies' 'Cactus' (it's on the Heathen album), but it's not as good as the original.
 

prufrock21

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Anything by Abba. I know this will sound like blasphemy but I can't stand listening to Imagine. The lyrics are inspiring but the beat sounds like a funeral dirge to me which may be the point, i.e. to be somber, but I can't listen to it without saying (to myself) would you just speed it up already--even just a little bit.
Blasphemy, a definite blasphemy.