The Year of Cemetery Dance 2018

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Dana Jean

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And in being transparent, I started this book months ago. Not quite halfway through it, I came to a screeching halt on it because life kicked me in the girl balls. Now that the universe is righting itself, I will continue on.
 

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3. Cold Comforts: Tales of Murder Mystery and Mayhem
by Peter Crowther

This was a collection of smart, efficient stories. As I read these crime/mystery/supernatural entries, the projector in my head played them in a smoky, black and white reminiscent of Sunset Boulevard, Dial M For Murder, Laura, Double Indemnity -- I could keep that list going on and on.

I had a hard time with this collection and it took me much longer to read it than it should have. Now you may think, uh oh, it was bad. Nope. Just the opposite. When I get anxious while reading a book, I have to put it down and walk away. That surge of anxiety is not enjoyable. Yet, for a story to elicit that intense response from me means the author is doing his job. He fulfilled his objective of ratcheting up the tension and suspense to the point I had to distance myself from them, while skillfully manipulating me to maintain that equilibrium between anxiety and curiosity so I would keep coming back.

Some of you may think starting and stopping and starting again ruins the story -- interrups the flow and tension. For some, that could be the kiss of death for the book. For me? No.

Maybe if I put it to you in these terms, you will understand me. I guess it could weirdly be compared to sex. Getting right there and then backing off before the payoff. Yeah, that's right. I went there. So, reading a book where I do this little dance makes the payoff -- sweeter.

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Yes Pete Crowther, you can thank me for that comparison. At least I hope if you happen to see this someday, you will take that as a compliment.

A story in the collection, Tomorrow Eyes, reminded me very much of one of my favorite books: Bradbury's, The Illustrated Man. This is a very different story, but similar. And I bonded immediately with the author when he mentioned in his short, Keepsakes -- Vivaldi, Alan Alda and The Four Seasons -- one of my most beloved, unsung ensemble movies.

So, good collection. Sharp writing. Interesting concepts. I would recommend it. And nice cover.

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Deej- I received this book from Cemetery Dance in a grab bag and after putting the dust jacket in a Brodart cover it went into my bookcase where it has sat ever since. Now I just may have to take it down and read it. ;-D
 

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Deej- I received this book from Cemetery Dance in a grab bag and after putting the dust jacket in a Brodart cover it went into my bookcase where it has sat ever since. Now I just may have to take it down and read it. ;-D
Just remember, what makes me anxious may be no big deal to you -- or anyone else. But I enjoyed it. Mine also got put in a Brodart and it's signed too. That's always a nice little surprise.
 

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4. A Long December

by Richard Chizmar

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About the Book:

"In 1996, Richard Chizmar’s debut short story collection, Midnight Promises, was a finalist for the World Fantasy Award. Publishers Weekly called it “a sterling collection” while singling out “The Silence of Sorrow” as “an understated masterpiece.”

Two years later, Subterranean Press published a mini-collection from Chizmar entitled Monsters and Other Stories. In his introduction, acclaimed genre critic Edward Bryant said, “When all is said and done, this book should leave you in utter silence, giving you time and opportunity to contemplate what you just read. Tough storytelling from a tough writer; but a writer who is not calloused. Chizmar possesses a finely honed gift of empathy. With utter grace and loving kindness he’ll put you right inside the life (and soul) of the monster.”


My thoughts:

(Although this is a Subterranean Press book, I bought my copy from Cemetery Dance, so it qualifies for the thread.)

Growing up, I had a brother who took great delight in terrifying the crap out of me. And while he was unrelenting, he knew when to back off. And he would. For long stretches of time where I would think he was done tormenting me and I found myself lulled into a sense of security.

The sh*t-yourself-jump-scare would happen when I least expected it. I won't get into the fact I started carrying around steak knives -- this is true. bwhahaha! Hey! Back off! I was 7 and just defending myself. And a couple stories actually feature a brother or two which Richard claims is not anything like his real brother. I'll take his word for that, unless of course his brother is holding him hostage as I write this. If so Richard, just tap out in Morse code: The lizard bellows near the dirty sock -- and I will send the appropriate ninjas to rescue you. Of course, I would have to hear those taps. Unlikely. And I don't know Morse code.

Anyway, these entries by Richard Chizmar were very much like this -- just really nice writing, flowing along telling a story, clapping me on the back with a hearty howdy-do, lulling -- lulling -- and then he would come in with some really unexpected ending that left me feeling unsettled and totally blindsided. I would get to the end of the story and he'd change it up on me from where I thought it was going. And that was great fun! I ended up saying, "Oh. My. God" outloud, numerous times.

After reading him for a while though, I sort of started expecting a twist, I got into his mindset. I didn't always know what was coming or which character was going to deliver the blow, but I knew that twist was waiting to clothesline me. And I was prepared mentally for it, watching for it. So, I had a break in reading A Long December because life sort of jumped in, and that really ended up being a good thing. Because, I was lulled back into the role of victim. Talk about a kick to the girl balls!

At the back of the book, he does something I wish more authors would do. He chats about the stories and the seed of inspiration. I love to read about an author's process.

I only have one really huge complaint. And it's pretty bad.

What. The. Hell. Mr. Chizmar. Christmas eve? They got their tree Christmas eve in the title story, A Long December? That is just wronger than wrong. As I write this, 2-20-2018, my Christmas tree is still up and I sit with your book in my lap and a couple steak knives resting close by.

Big recommend from me. And nice cover art by Edward Miller.
 
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4. A Long December

by Richard Chizmar

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About the Book:

"In 1996, Richard Chizmar’s debut short story collection, Midnight Promises, was a finalist for the World Fantasy Award. Publishers Weekly called it “a sterling collection” while singling out “The Silence of Sorrow” as “an understated masterpiece.”

Two years later, Subterranean Press published a mini-collection from Chizmar entitled Monsters and Other Stories. In his introduction, acclaimed genre critic Edward Bryant said, “When all is said and done, this book should leave you in utter silence, giving you time and opportunity to contemplate what you just read. Tough storytelling from a tough writer; but a writer who is not calloused. Chizmar possesses a finely honed gift of empathy. With utter grace and loving kindness he’ll put you right inside the life (and soul) of the monster.”



My thoughts:

(Although this is a Subterranean Press book, I bought my copy from Cemetery Dance, so it qualifies for the thread.)

Growing up, I had a brother who took great delight in terrifying the crap out of me. And while he was unrelenting, he knew when to back off. And he would. For long stretches of time where I would think he was done tormenting me and I found myself lulled into a sense of security.

The sh*t-yourself-jump-scare would happen when I least expected it. I won't get into the fact I started carrying around steak knives -- this is true. bwhahaha! Hey! Back off! I was 7 and just defending myself. And a couple stories actually feature a brother or two which Richard claims is not anything like his real brother. I'll take his word for that, unless of course his brother is holding him hostage as I write this. If so Richard, just tap out in Morse code: The lizard bellows near the dirty sock -- and I will send the appropriate ninjas to rescue you. Of course, I would have to hear those taps. Unlikely. And I don't know Morse code.

Anyway, these entries by Richard Chizmar were very much like this -- just really nice writing, flowing along telling a story, clapping me on the back with a hearty howdy-do, lulling -- lulling -- and then he would come in with some really unexpected ending that left me feeling unsettled and totally blindsided. I would get to the end of the story and he'd change it up on me from where I thought it was going. And that was great fun! I ended up saying, "Oh. My. God" outloud, numerous times.

After reading him for a while though, I sort of started expecting a twist, I got into his mindset. I didn't always know what was coming or which character was going to deliver the blow, but I knew it was waiting to clothesline me. And I was prepared mentally for it, watching for it. So, I had a break in reading A Long December because life sort of jumped in, and that really ended up being a good thing. Because, I was lulled back into the role of victim. Talk about a kick to the girl balls!

At the back of the book, he does something I wish more authors would do. He chats about the stories and the seed of inspiration. I love to read about an author's process.

I only have one really huge complaint. And it's pretty bad.

What. The. Hell. Mr. Chizmar. Christmas eve? They got their tree Christmas eve in the title story, A Long December? That is just wronger than wrong. As I write this, 2-20-2018, my Christmas tree is still up with your book in my lap and a couple steak knives resting close by.

Big recommend from me.
Take down that poor tree you DLPH!
Good God woman, how much can one tree take?!
 

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Take down that poor tree you DLPH!
Good God woman, how much can one tree take?!
It's so pretty. I am still enjoying the hell out of it!

My brother and his wife stopped by the other day to take me for a coffee, they pulled up and I ran outside and first thing he asked, "Is that your Christmas tree still up?"

Yes. And your point is???????
 
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5. I'll Bring You The Birds From Out Of The Sky

By Brian Hodge

Artwork by Kim Parkhurst

About the Book:
When Nona Conklin brings him a painting by the great-grandfather she never knew, gallery owner Timothy Randolph knows he's found the project of a lifetime: curating a spectacular cache of folk art hidden for decades in the mountains of her home.

"God never made a lazier man than Cecil Conklin. Never put a more slothful soul in a fella big enough to wrestle an ox to the ground."

"The Conklin Collection is haunted and haunting, powerful in its brutal simplicity. What looks like the work of a fevered imagination begins to appear more and more like the desperate attempts of a man toiling at the edge of his limits to depict what cannot be depicted…

An underlying order as old as the hills, its thousand throats concealed beneath the roots and rocks, between the streams and trees, deep in the besieged mountains of Appalachia.

"My momma said it was their eighteenth summer when Cecil started shooting up like a weed again. That ain't normal."

But the most crucial painting of all is missing. And the only place it could be is the last place that should be searched.

"The rest, I think they always knew deep down Cecil was the one in trouble, that something was after him already. He never should've gone over the mountain."

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My Thoughts:


This is a pretty little novella. The end papers, signature sheet, cover are all quality and the beautiful glossy art inserts are just a step above and beyond. I love the attention to details that went into the production.

The story itself started off slow for me, but I quickly got in-sync with the characters and found myself committed to what was unfolding.

The writing is good, the plot interesting. This is the second work I've read that deals with the country hill billy mentality and/or storyline, and I am finding that these remote areas and the people living there are rich with character -- complicated and colorful. I really enjoy their lives in the hands of talented fiction writers.

The only downside to this story -- I wanted to read more about the people over the mountain! It was like being invited to a party and you get stopped at the door. You see fascinating people over the host's shoulder, but you don't get to meet them. You're turned away!

Maybe Mr. Hodge will add to their story in the future. That would be cool.

Nice job.
 
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kingricefan

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It's so pretty. I am still enjoying the hell out of it!

My brother and his wife stopped by the other day to take me for a coffee, they pulled up and I ran outside and first thing he asked, "Is that your Christmas tree still up?"

Yes. And your point is???????
My sister kept her Christmas decorations up for two years!!!!