Two truths about yourself, one lie about yourself

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ghost19

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Lol...you didn't let him out and say "lets see if you can walk as far as you shoot?"

Was this training for work?

Yeah all I heard were "blind" jokes on the way home from Texas. As in "Hey can you see that big, towering, huge green interstate sign coming up? It's less than 1000 yards away."
As childish and juvenile as I am, he's worse...lol

Yes sir it was work related.
 

Dana Jean

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Did you win the pool tournament?
I was out first round. I didn't know I was in the damn thing. My boyfriend (now husband) signed me up and I was wearing a dress and high heels and it was a hot mess. If I could've worn something more comfortable, I think I could have made it to the next round. hahahaha!
 

ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
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I was out first round. I didn't know I was in the damn thing. My boyfriend (now husband) signed me up and I was wearing a dressing and high heels and it was a hot mess. If I could've worn something more comfortable, I think I could have made it to the next round. hahahaha!

Yeah not exactly pool friendly attire for sure.
 

Tery

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I wanna play this!

1. I've never held a gun before.
2. I have quite an extensive collection of anime.
3. I met Ken Stabler one time and got his autograph.

Um.... #1 is not true?

1. I trained at a hula halau and am an honest-to-god olapa
2. I once had my neck tickled by Charles Barkley
3. I dislike steampunk intensely
 
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jacobtlong

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Um.... #1 is not true?

1. I trained at a hula halau and am an honest-to-god olapa
2. I once had my neck tickled by Charles Barkley
3. I dislike steampunk intensely

Number three is not true. I do have Ken Stabler's autograph, but I never met him. My dad did and got the autograph for me. :)

I'm guessing your number one is the lie. If only because every time I hear "honest-to-god" I automatically assume it's a lie, lol.
 

Tery

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Is 3 the lie?

It is! I love steampunk :D

I'm guessing your number one is the lie. If only because every time I hear "honest-to-god" I automatically assume it's a lie, lol.

No, I trained with a hula group and I'm a real hula dancer :)

....#2?.....

Barkley was at the Ghost Brothers premiere and, at the after-party, Dana Jean, Annie, Madame Mack and myself had our picture taken with him. And he did tickle my neck. :distracted:
 
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fljoe0

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Number one was not the lie. It was raining and on a cliff. And stray dogs that I fed earlier were involved.

Your number 2 is the lie

Wrong, I did steal a fire hydrant. Remember kids, just because I posted it doesn't mean I'm proud of it. ;-D


I was 20 or 21 and worked in an electroplating plant. I worked on a graveyard shift with one other person. Our plant was on a dead end road with a street light at the end of the road that was about the only security light we had. The plant had industrial gold so we were always a little worried about working by ourselves in the plant. One night, the street light burned out leaving much of our outside area in the dark. We called the City for weeks trying to get the light replaced and nothing happened. One night, my co worker and I noticed a brand new fire hydrant on the ground under the burned out street light. We decided that if we stole the fire hydrant, the city would replace the light. So we stole it (put in in the trunk of my girlfriend's car - and that is another story) and guess what? The light got replaced. One thing I should add is that fire hydrants are extremely heavy so if you plan on stealing one bring some strong people. ;-D