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GNTLGNT

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When I was around eight years old I saw him in an Alabama cow pasture at a sketchy, third-rate circus. We had to drive out to the boonies, down a dirt road, to get there. Entering the tired yellow big top I saw him, sprouting from the dirt like a coat rack, dessed in black and his face a ghastly white. He sang his famous tulip song and, even over the snickering of other children, I was paralyzed with fear. Haha.
....he was a horrific parody of a human...and I remember he stank of body odor....tulips indeed!!!...
 

grin willard

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I actually knew a girl who met Tiny Tim backstage at one of them multi-star concerts in the early 90's, which among others, had Mickey Dolenz in it. :) She said Tiny Tim was dressed all in red, white & blue. She got his autograph and said he was sweet to her. And referred to her as Miss (her first name) -- which I guess was kind of his thing. But she was really beautiful. Despite his façade, I'm guessing Tim liked the ladies.

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I found the most Awsome thing today. It was a time magazine from 1983 news years edition of 1982, and the fact that Stephen king purchased a wang computer made the issue. I was like what. That's funny. I guess it was a big deal..

Yeah, he wrote, "It's a big Wang, and you just keep your smart comments to yourself, okay?" or words to that effect.

Speaking of which, in the Zac Brown song, "Toes," when he says he's going to "roll a big fat one," I know he's talking about a joint, but every time can't help think of Gordie in Stand By Me saying, "Biggest one in four counties"!
 

grin willard

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Couldn't see the image, grin.

I'm sorry Dana Jean. I think the moderators considered it a bit too revealing, and jerked it. Mental image -- I was sprawled out on the couch wearing nothing but a pair of cargo shorts (Cargo shorts. Why do the male population in the american midwest insists on dressing like british armed forces in 1930's colonial Kenya?) and a thin fruit-of-the-loom t-shirt, looking like a young Chuck Wollery, watching the weather channel on my new firestick. I actually think we should all show a little more skin. Why not? But some of you guys, you'll almost certainly cross the boundaries of good taste. I'm talking to you grandpa.

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Dana Jean

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I'm sorry Dana Jean. I think the moderators considered it a bit too revealing, and jerked it. Mental image -- I was sprawled out on the couch wearing nothing but a pair of cargo shorts (Cargo shorts. Why do the male population in the american midwest insists on dressing like british armed forces in 1930's colonial Kenya?) and a thin fruit-of-the-loom t-shirt, looking like a young Chuck Wollery, watching the weather channel on my new firestick. I actually think we should all show a little more skin. Why not? But some of you guys, you'll almost certainly cross the boundaries of good taste. I'm talking to you grandpa.

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I'm the moderator who deleted the empty box. There was no picture in it.
 

swiftdog2.0

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Well, Brody is a rockstar!!
The kids went back to PetSmart yesterday to officially pay for Bethany, the cat, and fill out her adoption papers. They had Phoenix with them, and they all remembered her, so they gave he a free bath, and nail trim! I thought that was awesome.
She was just playing so hard a few minutes ago, that she ran into the
wall !! She is sleeping now! She has played hard today with the kids! She has tried to tear Kaden's shirt off of him a couple of times!!

Get used to the dog running around and sliding into stuff. Labs have boundless energy!
 

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I found this while looking up the Kings family's orchad, I love to, visit their Facebook page and look at the lovley pics.
Have you read 11/22/63? He was
sleeping with a girl named Sadie who was separated or perhaps divorced. Being a school teacher in a small town I guess he wanted to protect her reputation.

I put that in a spoiler for those who have not read it and don't want to know anything about it. Don't read the spoiler if you think it will ruin your reading experience :wink:;)



I got that part form what Stephen had mentioned. What is a chemist? And why where they behind the couNter. Last time I ended up,down that isle for something unrelated, it was like a whole half isle with many many differnt condoms, I got confused. Kind of like a man whould be down the tampons and pad isle. Our high school guidance counsellor demonstrated how t put on a ondom with a banana so him having to go a chemist to get condoms was just like wha.........
 

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I was lining up to be served at the supermarket and a lady in front of me( she was about 74?) she dropped a $50 note but didn't see it and I picked it up and gave it back to her. I bought some stuff to eat, then I bought a mango chicken/ butter chicken meal with rice and ate it outside near the shopping centre. Then I was walking to where I am now. Later, when I get home, I'm going to watch a DVD.
 

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I found this while looking up the Kings family's orchad, I love to, visit their Facebook page and look at the lovley pics.




I got that part form what Stephen had mentioned. What is a chemist? And why where they behind the couNter. Last time I ended up,down that isle for something unrelated, it was like a whole half isle with many many differnt condoms, I got confused. Kind of like a man whould be down the tampons and pad isle. Our high school guidance counsellor demonstrated how t put on a ondom with a banana so him having to go a chemist to get condoms was just like wha.........
I don't want to be rude, but it would be helpful if you could try to spell things so we can understand. What is 'King's family's orchad'? Lol.
 

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I actually knew a girl who met Tiny Tim backstage at one of them multi-star concerts in the early 90's, which among others, had Mickey Dolenz in it. :) She said Tiny Tim was dressed all in red, white & blue. She got his autograph and said he was sweet to her. And referred to her as Miss (her first name) -- which I guess was kind of his thing. But she was really beautiful. Despite his façade, I'm guessing Tim liked the ladies.

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There's a good documentary on Tiny Tim when he was in Australia and he got married at Luna Park in 1979. I think the marriage lasted six days.
 
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