Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

You get Barbra Streisand singing all through a movie

Inserts Silly Putty

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get Barbra Streisand singing all through a movie
Inserts Silly Putty

you get to call the local paper and demand they run Dick Tracy for one day for old time's sake.
inserts a box full of blades run out to you on an open account.

 

[Neesy]

Blades? Young blades? I shall put them to work in a trice!

Inserts young maidens batting their eyelashes at said young blades

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Blades? Young blades? I shall put them to work in a trice!
Inserts young maidens batting their eyelashes at said young blades

you get to send the instructions for the blades, overnight express, with the words, "caution, sharp!"
inserts a sigh of relief.

 

[blunthead]

you get to pay thru the nose.

inserts a sign.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to pay thru the nose.
inserts a sign.

you get to read the sign and then look off toward the horizon.
inserts a stump, marring the horizon, moi.

 

[Neesy]

You get to remove the stump with a very strong horse and a chain

Inserts Tim Allen dressed up as an Amish farmer

 

[blunthead]

you get to shop at Sears for horseshoes.

inserts a bad man.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to shop at Sears for horseshoes.
inserts a bad man.

you get to put on your superhero cape and exclaim to the man, "Checkers! You're red!"
inserts the farm with a couple of chickens and a cow and two rocks in the yard.

 

[blunthead]

you get a CSN tune sequel.

inserts twice as many.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a CSN tune sequel.
inserts twice as many.

you get to explain to the cashier that you only wanted one.
inserts the incapacity to recognize people.

 

[blunthead]

you get the capacity to recognize in-people.

inserts a monstrocity.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the capacity to recognize in-people.
inserts a monstrocity.

you get to walk around the monstrocity, kick at the tires, and then wait for a salesman to approach with a key.
inserts a sliver in the meat of the hand.

 

[blunthead]

you get to meander in the heat of the land.

inserts a wig.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to meander in the heat of the land.
inserts a wig.

you get to jump up on the bed and watch it crawl underneath.
inserts the fourth perpendicular.

 

[blunthead]

you get Cialis (which I prefer).

inserts an irreversible drop in blood pressure.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Cialis (which I prefer).
inserts an irreversible drop in blood pressure.

you get the battery charger out of the garage and zap the chest area after commanding everyone to stand back.
inserts unspeakable acts, unmentionable practices.

 

[blunthead]

you get no comment from me.

inserts John.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get no comment from me.
inserts John.

you get to sing Johnny Bo-Bohnnny Bonana Fanna Fo-Fony Fee-Fi-Mo Mony, Johnny!
inserts cleoresin capsicum.

 

[blunthead]

you get to look it up.

inserts a jealous mind.