Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to cover it with sweet chili sauce and eat it while watching the Food Network

Inserts a lovely cool breeze on an unseasonably warm day in November

you lean back against the tree and enjoy the time knowing what's coming
inserts the urge

 

[Neesy]

you lean back against the tree and enjoy the time knowing what's coming
inserts the urge

You try to resist and end up having a tiny chocolate bar anyway

Inserts good intentions and a week off to ponder life's mysteries

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You try to resist and end up having a tiny chocolate bar anyway

Inserts good intentions and a week off to ponder life's mysteries

you get to enjoy the firearm deer season, glad there is a time for every season
inserts the quiet of the northern hardwoods in November

 

[Neesy]

you get to enjoy the firearm deer season, glad there is a time for every season
inserts the quiet of the northern hardwoods in November

You get a respite from all the craziness on TV lately

Inserts an episode of Survivor, just because it's a guilty pleasure.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a respite from all the craziness on TV lately

Inserts an episode of Survivor, just because it's a guilty pleasure.

you get to holler at the teevee, the drama villian from Muncie, scheming with the former child star now living in Toledo.
inserts a commercial break and a word from our sponsor, Chef-Boy-R-Dee

 

[Neesy]

you get to holler at the teevee, the drama villian from Muncie, scheming with the former child star now living in Toledo.
inserts a commercial break and a word from our sponsor, Chef-Boy-R-Dee

You get to sing "We're having Beef-a-roni! It's made with mac-a-roni!

Inserts Hurray, Wee for Chef Boy-ar-dee

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to sing "We're having Beef-a-roni! It's made with mac-a-roni!

Inserts Hurray, Wee for Chef Boy-ar-dee

you get to chew with your mouth open and point your spoon at your Po'er 'anger
inserts h-r-puffen-stuff on meth

 

[Neesy]

you get to chew with your mouth open and point your spoon at your Po'er 'anger
inserts h-r-puffen-stuff on meth

You get to tell them you don't puff on that stuff anymore

Inserts a manly deep voice telling me all about Dodge Ram trucks.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to tell them you don't puff on that stuff anymore

Inserts a manly deep voice telling me all about Dodge Ram trucks.

you resist the urge to spit on the floor and crack open another PBR, but you do reach down and scratch your ankle behind your saggy white socks.
inserts one of the Manhandlers.

 

[Neesy]

you resist the urge to spit on the floor and crack open another PBR, but you do reach down and scratch your ankle behind your saggy white socks.
inserts one of the Manhandlers.

You get to open a can of soup (Chunky soup) - but don't use a fork!

Inserts a foreign voice on the phone telling you they are from tech support and want access to your computer

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to open a can of soup (Chunky soup) - but don't use a fork!

Inserts a foreign voice on the phone telling you they are from tech support and want access to your computer

you get to ask, windows? would help if you went and stood by a window?
inserts a stir stick

 

[Neesy]

you get to ask, windows? would help if you went and stood by a window?
inserts a stir stick

You get to go get the rest of the box and build a little house with it (arts and crafts are fun!)

Inserts the concept of human beings being helpful and sharing and indulging in reciprocity

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to go get the rest of the box and build a little house with it (arts and crafts are fun!)

Inserts the concept of human beings being helpful and sharing and indulging in reciprocity

you get new dogs learning old tricks.
inserts a geometrical insanity on the front seat of a Volkswagen Beetle.

 

[Neesy]

you get new dogs learning old tricks.
inserts a geometrical insanity on the front seat of a Volkswagen Beetle.

You get to smash into a Smart Car while on your Smart Phone

Inserts an electric fan heater for those chilly early mornings.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to smash into a Smart Car while on your Smart Phone

Inserts an electric fan heater for those chilly early mornings.

you get to expose all your chilly parts turning yourself like a marshmallow on a stick.
inserts gale force winds snapping treetops and a herd of deer singing "Blow Winds!"

 

[Neesy]

you get to expose all your chilly parts turning yourself like a marshmallow on a stick.
inserts gale force winds snapping treetops and a herd of deer singing "Blow Winds!"

You get par for the course in my town in winter

Inserts an unwillingness to turn on the furnace to see how long we can last with just electric heaters

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get par for the course in my town in winter

Inserts an unwillingness to turn on the furnace to see how long we can last with just electric heaters

you open the envelope that contains the electric bill and your eyes bug out.
inserts an unsubstantiated rumor.

 

[Neesy]

you open the envelope that contains the electric bill and your eyes bug out.
inserts an unsubstantiated rumor.

You just ignore it and carry on with your regular business

Inserts the big bad wolf assuring Red Riding Hood that he wouldn't hurt a hair on her head.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You just ignore it and carry on with your regular business

Inserts the big bad wolf assuring Red Riding Hood that he wouldn't hurt a hair on her head.

you get Red turning and showing a little leg forested in blonde.
inserts a preponderance of stick-to-it-tive-ness.

 

[Neesy]

you get Red turning and showing a little leg forested in blonde.
inserts a preponderance of stick-to-it-tive-ness.

You get someone who just won't give up, no matter what

Inserts an obsessive compulsive disorder mixed with germophobia