Word Game - Tpbm

[Walter Oobleck]

Nantucket is so depressing.
TPBM chases their tail.

there's a lot to be said for chasing one's tail...ask any four-footed friend and they all agree.
tpbm thanked the Lord Jesus for delivering a big-a** millionaire to their front door stoop.

 

[Neesy]

Just so they could say "sorry Sir - the sign reads "No Soliciting"
TPBM says that the pink stars are falling

 

[KINGSMAN129]

I keep KNOCKING them DOWN to REPLACE with BLUE STARS!
TPBM is a WONDERFUL DATE!

 

[Neesy]

Yes, not too squishy but very good in a Date Nut loaf

TPBM has seen "those Hollywood Hills"

 

[KINGSMAN129]

And those HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS!
TPBM was a HOLLYWOOD SWINGER!

 

[blunthead]

Just call me Bonzo.

TPBM can't handle the truth.

 

[KINGSMAN129]

Which Truth?
TPBM had to RUN NAKED through a crowded MALL!

 

[blunthead]

When I sauntered girls snickered.

TPBM chases corpses.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

When I sauntered girls snickered.
TPBM chases corpses.

they're fair game.
tpbm is a Mongolian Throat Singer & has performed on stage for VIPs.

 

[blunthead]

It's deep, too. My voice, I mean.

TPBM met Johnny Carson.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

It's deep, too. My voice, I mean.
TPBM met Johnny Carson.

my agent...needs glasses...thought she was booking Jerry Springer...got Johnny, instead...we made doo.
tpbm is a Smart Shopper.

 

[blunthead]

Gotta boss Don Adams collection, man.

TPBM states the apparent.

 

[Neesy]

It goes without saying

TPBM wants muffins but is too lazy to make any

 

[Walter Oobleck]

It goes without saying
TPBM wants muffins but is too lazy to make any

but not too lazy to get in the vehicle and burn ten gallons of gas looking for a bake sale...mission accomplished!
tpbm knows that tulips are blooming, in Holland...Michigan...tulips bright colored and gay!

 

[Neesy]

Yes - the brightly coloured tulips are quite gay! (not that there is anything wrong with that hehehe)
TPBM has run a bath and allowed the water to cool

 

[blunthead]

Good thing I never take baths.

TPBM told a lie.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Good thing I never take baths.
TPBM told a lie.

and I repeat, I've only told one lie in my life...errrrr, this week...okay okay, today...this minute?
tpbm has a sign on their back, "spank me!"

 

[Neesy]

Yes - it was only to spare your feelings about that toupee I whipped off of you
TPBM has saved money by clipping coupons

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes - it was only to spare your feelings about that toupee I whipped off of you
TPBM has saved money by clipping coupons

I'm known as the Clipping Bandit at Louie's Super Foods...a coupon for every occasion.
tpbm has a collection of toupees they maintain on their hat pole.

 

[Neesy]

It's good to have spares for special occasions
TPBM is into make believe big time