you know you're reading too much SK when...

[KimberlySn]

I was pulling out of my driveway this morning as a garbage truck drove by and I caught the back of it out of the corner of my eye, it had a huge smiley face on it and the web address, the company is called Penn Waste.

At first glance I could have sworn it was the Mr. Mercedes smiley face and I thought the web address was Buy Domain Names- Find a Premium Domain & Open Your Doors

I literally had to do a double take.

 

[blunthead]

you know you're reading too much SK when...

You pop all of the balloons at your friend's birthday party.

 

[KimberlySn]

I was pulling out of my driveway this morning as a garbage truck drove by and I caught the back of it out of the corner of my eye, it had a huge smiley face on it and the web address, the company is called Penn Waste.

At first glance I could have sworn it was the Mr. Mercedes smiley face and I thought the web address was Buy Domain Names- Find a Premium Domain & Open Your Doors

I literally had to do a double take.

ok that's not what I typed...I thought the web address said pennywise dot net.

 

[Moderator]

ok that's not what I typed...I thought the web address said pennywise dot net.

I probably missed that. We don't like to include those sorts of links as it looks like spamming so had retyped your text.

 

[bobledrew]

You never take directions from strangers.

 

[80sFan]

You hear about horrible tragedies or threats (the bomb threat at the hospital) and immediately think of plots or characters from SK books.
I can't be the only one who thought of Mr.Mercedes when I read about the hospital threat.

 

[doowopgirl]

There is no such thing as reading too much Stephen King.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...you automatically categorize people into King characters...I know a LOT of Trashcan Men......

 

[blunthead]

YR2MSK when...

You hear Warren Zevon's "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" and know who that is.

 

[Kurben]

You look down a drain and would NOT be surprised to hear a voice......

 

[Spideyman]

When you automatic bring a box of tissues with you when you begin to read one of his books.

 

[Alexandra M]

You know when you have read too much SK when ...
the nightmares start `

 

[Maskins]

You run screaming when someone near you has flu like symptoms...

 

[not_nadine]

You are fluent in Calla.

 

[Sundrop]

Guess I'm reading just the right amount, because I don't have any of the aforementioned symptoms......other than the one about strangers......I don't like talking to strangers.

 

[EMARX]

When you're sitting on the toilet.....and

 

[stacy270]

You see 19's EVERYWHERE and get overly excited while the person you are with thinks you're nuts

 

[Dana Jean]

Everything becomes a connection. You see connections where none exist.

 

[blunthead]

You name your child "Chap".

 

[Neesy]

When you're sitting on the toilet.....and

... waiting for the sh*t weasels to appear?