you know you're reading too much SK when...

[shaitan]

When you are out in the middle of the lake... and see a boathouse lit up.. and swear to God it looks like Blaine the Mono ..Blaine the Pain ..

When you call your friends and family "ka-tet" and tell everyone " thankee-sai" (As n_n said.. fluent in calla).. etc etc

And yes.. I offer balloons and say, we float down here.. etc etc .. hahahaha

Yep, done both "thankee" and balloons comments. In fact, I did the latter less than five minutes ago. One of the contestants on "Cupcake wars" (shut up) did a display with a lot of balloons, so it would look like "the cupcakes are floating." Can you guess the first thing that came out of my mouth. I'm still sitting here with a stupid grin on my face extremely proud of myself.

 

[signals2112]

You look down a drain and would NOT be surprised to hear a voice......

Or see a finger.

 

[blunthead]

Or see a finger.

Or get stained by a spurt.

 

[Maskins]

Or get stained by a spurt.

I hate when that happens...

 

[Tiny]

\I recently came back for Fargo ND on a plane , the last leg of my flight was in
Philly where I heard the pilot say over the speaker
that we would be exiting into Gate; Charlie 19.

\Charlie was the name of the of the fire starter girl and 19 ...well its 19
I didnt know wether I should take this as good luck or bad luck.

I have been reading to much king.

 

[Tiny]

charlie was also a choo-choo train, and he was a twisted #^ck