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king family fan

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What is Your Old Person Name?

Hello there Murray!
We hope you realize that you've just won the jackpot with this name. Funny, smart, emotional, Murray has it all. Treat it with respect.


Your new name is Myrtle! At first you might experience mixed feelings about it, but trust us, the more you hear it, the more you'll like it.
So.. Do you actually like it? Tell us what you think in the comments!
 

blunthead

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A blind woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. The plane was unexpectedly diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained there would be a delay; that the passengers could get off the plane if they wanted, as it would re-board in an hour. Everyone got off the plane except the blind lady.

The pilot saw her as he walked down the aisle and said, "We are in Sydney for an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?".

She replied, "No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs." The pilot noticed her seeing-eye dog resting quietly.

When the people in the airport saw the pilot, who happened to be wearing sunglasses, walk off the plane with a seeing-eye dog, they ran to change their flight plans.

True story.

Remember...things aren't always as they appear.
 

blunthead

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I got Exceptionally Big-Hearted. What two words describe you?

Selflessly Caring
You care deeply and selflessly. When you truly care for someone, you make them an important part of you. You stay with them through their sorrows and heal their pains. No one can even say they protect and care as much as you for someone whom you love. Your loved ones never forget you and they always keep you in their hearts!
 

Dana Jean

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Exceptionally Big-Hearted
You have a big heart. When someone close to you is down, you never leave their side. You stand with them through their thickest and thinest moments. You've always been the truest friend and the most phenomenal companion. Even in times of pain and grief your love never ceases. It only increases.
 

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