No, a buyer, not a reader! Dammit.I named my pen Ken. Ken the pen. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
So, if I go for Matt Douglas, I'm losing a reader, but not a buyer? I had no idea this would get so complicated!
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No, a buyer, not a reader! Dammit.I named my pen Ken. Ken the pen. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
So, if I go for Matt Douglas, I'm losing a reader, but not a buyer? I had no idea this would get so complicated!
How about Puke? Puke Tarkington. Well...maybe it wouldn't go over so much...need to sell books, not turn people green.
Seymour, M.D.I'm going to make this even more complicated.
How about M.D. Seymour?
M.D. could stand for MAd Dog; Seymour is what a psychic does.
My vote? M. D. Seymour
Matt D. Flatt
Look Matt, if yer stuff's good you could call yerself Adolph Hitler and people would love it, and you know this. Personally, I wouldn't choose that name, but you get the point. So choose, dammit.I get the distinct impression that some people aren't taking this seriously.
I get the distinct impression that some people aren't taking this seriously.
Sorry... had a strong coffee tonight.
I wish.... (Just coffee.)Baileys?
How about Farty Von McDoodypants?
needed that laugh... thanks Jen!To stick with your name here, there is also F. L. Matt. No, now that I've typed that out, I just see "F***ing Laundro" Matt. Best not to risk it...
I like Matt Douglas, but Matt Seymour is also great. So, I'm officially of no help to you.
This is really funny.To stick with your name here, there is also F. L. Matt. No, now that I've typed that out, I just see "F***ing Laundro" Matt. Best not to risk it...
I like Matt Douglas, but Matt Seymour is also great. So, I'm officially of no help to you.