Please help me choose a pen name!

[blunthead]

I named my pen Ken. Ken the pen. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

So, if I go for Matt Douglas, I'm losing a reader, but not a buyer? I had no idea this would get so complicated!

No, a buyer, not a reader! Dammit.

 

[danie]

Matt D. Flatt

 

[VultureLvr45]

I'm going to make this even more complicated.

How about M.D. Seymour?

M.D. could stand for MAd Dog; Seymour is what a psychic does.

My vote? M. D. Seymour

 

[Lepplady]

How about Puke? Puke Tarkington. Well...maybe it wouldn't go over so much...need to sell books, not turn people green.

 

[blunthead]

I'm going to make this even more complicated.

How about M.D. Seymour?

M.D. could stand for MAd Dog; Seymour is what a psychic does.

My vote? M. D. Seymour

Seymour, M.D.

 

[Flat Matt]

Matt D. Flatt

I get the distinct impression that some people aren't taking this seriously.

 

[skimom2]

Well, from the alphabetical angle, mine has it going ON

Seriously, Matt, do what feels right to you, but remember that you have to live with it. You're Matt Seymour--not a bad name

 

[blunthead]

I get the distinct impression that some people aren't taking this seriously.

Look Matt, if yer stuff's good you could call yerself Adolph Hitler and people would love it, and you know this. Personally, I wouldn't choose that name, but you get the point. So choose, dammit.

 

[GNTLGNT]

I get the distinct impression that some people aren't taking this seriously.

 

[Out of Order]

Flair

 

[FlakeNoir]

Flair

keNo

Sorry... had a strong coffee tonight.

 

[Out of Order]

Sorry... had a strong coffee tonight.

Baileys?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Baileys?

I wish.... (Just coffee.)

 

[Lepplady]

Baileys?

Don't mind if I do.

 

[hossenpepper]

How about Farty Von McDoodypants?

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

How about Farty Von McDoodypants?

 

[hipmamajen]

To stick with your name here, there is also F. L. Matt. No, now that I've typed that out, I just see "F***ing Laundro" Matt. Best not to risk it...

I like Matt Douglas, but Matt Seymour is also great. So, I'm officially of no help to you.

 

[FlakeNoir]

To stick with your name here, there is also F. L. Matt. No, now that I've typed that out, I just see "F***ing Laundro" Matt. Best not to risk it...

I like Matt Douglas, but Matt Seymour is also great. So, I'm officially of no help to you.

needed that laugh... thanks Jen!

 

[danie]

To stick with your name here, there is also F. L. Matt. No, now that I've typed that out, I just see "F***ing Laundro" Matt. Best not to risk it...

I like Matt Douglas, but Matt Seymour is also great. So, I'm officially of no help to you.

This is really funny.