Oobleck, do you come from the Thiaoouba planet ? Google thiaoouba prophecy, you will find an amazing testimony on aliens.
For example, I found from it that Jesus died at 90 in Japan. This is confirmed by New Testament verses (the one that says eli , eli, lama sabahtany and the other verse that says : you shall not go to Asia to spread Christianity , obviously this interdiction was put in place to keep the Apostles away from Jesus trip to Japan).
No...I'm from the Milky Way galaxy, sun solar system, planet earth, North American continent, Upper Peninsula of the State of Michigan...Houghton County...I'd give you the lat and long but I don't want a missile strike while I'm sleeping...that'd be like, so annoying. I'm a Yooper...
Yeah, that's pretty wild....Japan, Jesus...this that the other.
What would we do if every seven years we let the land lie fallow? A special prime year?